Turkey day olive branch

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Demonic,
It's just a name. I make veggie patties out of various beans like chickpeas. Sausage spiced black eyed peas crumbles. I wash the bran and starch off ground whole wheat to make nearly 100% protein called seitan. My turkey is chickpea flour&tofu.
I'd actually be interested in trying some vegan stuff, Im one of those people who buys the "fake version" of things just to try it out and compare it to the real deal.

Even the ingredients are so strange, compared to the norm, it'd be interesting.
 
I Usually have two vegetables with every meal of chicken, beef or fish. Lately we have been chowing on deer jerky and venison from the 5x6 whitetail I shot last week.
 
Nodrama,
You're not getting into the spirit of the thread. This is supposed to be an olive branch, peace. So I don't get talk of killing and you don't get my militant vegan rant of hate. This is a no meat, what we both eat thead.
 
Because Twinkies are gone, I'm making vegan ones. There's meat eaters who'll be pleased at my Turkey Day gathering. I just hope the lack of chemical goodness will be tolerated.
 
Buns, you must admit that the typical American Thanksgiving feast is critterheavy. I will also confess to a weakness for highly-processed chemical-laden foods. However Hostess products (or their heirs from Little Debbie) no longer do it for me. Alas; I grow old and less capable of culinary excess.

But there is a bar of Lindt milk chocolate that awaits my passions once this Indicalish kicks in. My face. is. melting. cn
 
Vegan Tomato Bisque
Serves 4 to 6
12 Roma tomatoes (about 3 3/4 pounds), stemmed and halved
4 tablespoons olive oil, divided
2 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt, divided
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1/4 teaspoon dried thyme
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
5 garlic cloves, peeled
3 medium onions (about 1 pound), halved and sliced into 1/4-inch slices
2 tablespoons tomato paste
1/2 cup raw cashews, soaked overnight or covered with water, brought to a boil and soaked for an hour, drained
1/4 cup fresh basil leaves, chopped

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees.

In a large soup pot or saute pan with a lid, combine the tomatoes, 2 teaspoons of the salt, the red pepper flakes, thyme, and oregano, the garlic, and 2 tablespoons of the olive oil. Arrange the tomatoes so they are all cut-side down. Roast, uncovered for two to three hours, until the tomatoes are tender and the skin has cracked and the garlic is good and soft.

Meanwhile, add the onions, the remaining 2 tablespoons of oil, and the remaining 1/2 teaspoon of salt to a large skillet, and caramelize the onions

When they are done, add two tablespoons of tomato paste and cook, stirring often, while the paste caramelizes a bit, about 3 minutes. The bottom of the pan should be covered with browned bits of onions and tomato paste. Add 2 1/2 cups of water and bring to a boil. Scrape the bottom of the pan with a wooden spoon to dislodge the bits.
Transfer the large pot with the cooked tomatoes to the stove top, and pluck off as many tomato skins as you can. Pour the onion-tomato paste-water mixture into the pot and bring this mixture to a simmer for about 10 minutes, just to encourage the flavors to mingle. While it bubbles, put the soaked cashews in a blender with 1/2 cup of fresh water and puree until perfectly smooth. Remove the cashew cream from the blender and set aside.
Working in batches, puree the the tomato mixture until smooth. Once all the soup has been pureed, whisk in the cashew cream. Return to the burner over medium heat until hot; stir in the chopped basil and serve, with a side of really good bread.

note, I peel the skins off the tomatoes while they are on the roasting pan. much easier than waiting til you put it in the soup. tweezers saves you from burnt fingers.

second edit, also, use a roasting pan instead of a pot to roast the tomatoes. i forgot that i rejected that part of the recipe. use a large flat roasting pan (with a rim, at least a little one, to catch the runoff, not a cookie sheet!)
 
Btw...

If you's eat turkey on Thanksgiving...what do you traditionally eat on Christmas Day?

ham.

turkey is the traditional harvest festival noms in the USA cuz right about now is when the Toms are strutting their stuff in the northeast. this is the second season to bag a bird. christmas usually brings ham, goose or other such victuals. much in the same way that spring is lamb time. fuck im gettin hungry.

also, make lemon sponge cake cupcakes and inject banana creme or banana pudding inside and youll taste what twinkies were before they became chemically produced Pre-turds.
 
Just cooked and ate a cornish game hen baisted in 3 sticks of butter, a shitload of yukon gold mashed potatoes (boiled with skin on), and a dozen brown and serve rolls brushed with butter.

Fuck. I am full. Cats and dog shared all with me and the flock was given tomatoes. Tortoise got strawberries.

Sadly the wife is across the country, her grandpa passed last night and she flew out to sit shiva with her fam.

Heading out tomorrow to pick up the channukah bush. Good times.
 
Just cooked and ate a cornish game hen baisted in 3 sticks of butter, a shitload of yukon gold mashed potatoes (boiled with skin on), and a dozen brown and serve rolls brushed with butter.

Fuck. I am full. Cats and dog shared all with me and the flock was given tomatoes. Tortoise got strawberries.

Sadly the wife is across the country, her grandpa passed last night and she flew out to sit shiva with her fam.

Heading out tomorrow to pick up the channukah bush. Good times.

Didja end up making a stemmy menorah?

And three sticks of butter to one Cornish hen? Was it fully immersed?? cn
 
Two cornish game hens were placed on a rack just over a shallow pan. Starts off with one stick of butter melted into some water and add butter liberally as it cooks, baisting frequently. Start the birds breast side down, cook for an hour, flip them, cook for another half hour, then turn the oven up and crisp them for ten minutes. Season with salt and pepper to start and end the process.

Butter is to cooking as light is to growing. It is hard to use too much.
 
Two cornish game hens were placed on a rack just over a shallow pan. Starts off with one stick of butter melted into some water and add butter liberally as it cooks, baisting frequently. Start the birds breast side down, cook for an hour, flip them, cook for another half hour, then turn the oven up and crisp them for ten minutes. Season with salt and pepper to start and end the process.

Butter is to cooking as light is to growing. It is hard to use too much.
Put them in a baking tray and wrap over in tinfoil, baste every 30 mins in its own juices.

For the last half hour open tinfoil and let skin crisp up.

For extra effect, stick a sage bush up its hole before cooking.
 
Put them in a baking tray and wrap over in tinfoil, baste every 30 mins in its own juices.

For the last half hour open tinfoil and let skin crisp up.

For extra effect, stick a sage bush up its hole before cooking.

ha thats how i cook trout,

scale,, split and gut, rub down with butter, stuff herbs in the slot, aluminium foil it up in a fish shape,, poke in a stick, lean over campfire. wait 15 minutes. enjoy.
 
Can a mod close this? You assholes can go fuck all those animals you want, beastialityists. I was being nice. What you all don't realize is you twerps are the ones who attack us vegetarian/vegans. Then when we bite, "See, that's what they do!"
 
Can a mod close this? You assholes can go fuck all those animals you want, beastialityists. I was being nice. What you all don't realize is you twerps are the ones who attack us vegetarian/vegans. Then when we bite, "See, that's what they do!"

"beastialityists"? we're eating them, not fucking them. sheesh. :roll:

got a fat pan of bacon cooking as i type this. probably gonna make an omelet. throw a bunch of cheese on it. mmmmmm
 
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