Favorite lines to pick up girls!!

[Granny weed]

Some of my favorite lines that work for me:

"hey, how many grandchildren do you have?"

OR

"hi, you're cute, how many great grand children do you have?"

What lines work for you guys??

Some of you guys need to seriously work on your chat up lines I'm afraid! Although my husband wasn't much better when I met him we were working in a factory that grades potatoes, I was from town and mad as a hatter( still am) he was a country boy very quiet and shy, they put us to work together and he hardly said a word to me then out of nowhere he asks would you like a chewing gum, well I said yes and took one after that I couldn't shut him up and eventually went on a date with him my mum told everyone he was a nice country boy and just what I needed to calm me down ha right! I soon converted him to be as mad as I was much to his parents disgust

 

[slowbus]

^^^ I've been known to hit on a GILF or two in my past ya know....

 

[Granny weed]

^^^ I've been known to hit on a GILF or two in my past ya know....

What's a GILF?

 

[high|hgih]

Is your dad a pimp? Because you look like you've had a lot of sex

Whoa! You mustve fallen from heaven to fuck up your face that bad

 

[rowlman]

"get in the trunk bitch" usually works in dark parking lots and bypasses all the small talk.

 

[kpmarine]

What's a GILF?

Grandma I'd Like To Fuck

 

[kpmarine]

"its not big,but its cute" has worked for me.lol

I may not hit bottom, but I'll beat the shit out of the sides. haha

 

[Trolling]

http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=/#/user/SimplePickup


These guys are geniuses, I'm sure they wouldn't work for a fat/ugly fellow but some of the girls they land are prolly banging.

 

[KushXOJ]

Hey I couldn't help but notice you have on blue jeans , my favorite color is blue. Omg we have so much in common. Let's go half on a baby .

 

[silasraven]

only interested in picking a women who will want marriage and a home and being taken care of. so no lines,


P.S. your disgusting

 

[KushXOJ]

^ Buzzkillington

"Killing vibes since 2011"

 

[kinetic]

only interested in picking a women who will want marriage and a home and being taken care of. so no lines,


P.S. your disgusting

That line must net some psycos!

 

[ZedsDedBaby]

dead girls dont say no..

 

[silasraven]

gross but if you like the dead thats on you

 

[Kodank Moment]

That line must net some psycos!

Psychos*

Honestly I just say:

I'm not looking to date you, and I believe in being honest, so please respect my honesty when I say this...

You are breathtaking and the way you carry yourself is very sexy. You have this aura about you. I just really want to fuck you. Until you can't walk. I know it seems vulgar and way to up front but I don't believe in having to lie to you or trick you into sleeping with me. You deserve the respect to know my intentions. I know you are clearly not a girl who sleeps around, but I just had to put how I felt out there.

You'd be surprised how many respond to that. Just need the balls to say it. Whores are whores. They just want to be respected.

 

[kinetic]

Psychos*

Thank you proffessor spell check

 

[Granny weed]

Grandma I'd Like To Fuck

Oh

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

Can i smell your hair?

 

[fatboyOGOF]

hi.

i have an ounce of peruvian flake under my couch. you wanna come over for beer?

 

[kelly4]

"Got any Norwegian in ya? If not, would you like some?"