Recent content by captaingreenthumb

Possessions never meant anything to me, I'm not crazy. Well, that's not true I have a bed. And a guitar. And a dog name bob who pisses on my floor. That's right, I've got a floor. So what?

Fuck cars. More specifically, fuck tires. Fuck the cheapest one for my car costing $150. Fuck trying to beat the car hustle and ride my bike, cuz the fucking tires on that fuck were $65. Fuck my paycheck being gone before it even gets here. Fuck working for a paycheck anyways, it doesn't fucking...

That's your own fault! Gettin 3 instead of 3.5 is one thing, but 1.1 is a totally different story. Unless it was your first bag, you should be able to identify that 2/3 of your bag is missing! But then again, I just realized I'm responding to a 5 year old post. Who's the dummy now?

Maybe you guys are friends and I'm speaking out of turn, but shit! That's his bidness, I hope no one ever tries to call me out on where I am.

The time for talk is done! This is a time for action! If this broad has threatened your plants, threatened your security (i.e. the place you LIVE) and said she ain't comin home till you're gone...GO! 3 years ago the mother of my kid bailed out while I was away for an evening and left me a note...

bout tree fiddy

This thread is great! I have been whipped with the hot wheels track, but never by my parents, just cousins and friends. My dad used a belt if I really needed it. Now I'm an adult, and a father. My son will always know I love him more than anything in the world, I would literally kill for him if...

Tough. Be grateful for the opportunity to say goodbye and to let your niece know how much her life has meant to you. The perfect words are the words that come from your heart.

Seems like if you were truly "cheap as hell" paying for something like a seed would be out of the question. Just grow bag seeds. Piss on em when the soil dries out. Make sure you drink plenty of water.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw Don't just stand there, bust a move!

I'm sure it will be the classiest place a couple of 15 year old girls ever oil-wrestled for the enjoyment of a crowd, both live and electronic!

Will this be like an "anything goes" type of scenario?

Mostly local. The far left I picked up at Bonnaroo in '08, next one to the right my girlfriend gave me to replace one she broke that was blown by the same guy as the two on the right. The goofy face sherlock is probably my favorite.

best job I ever had (~$60k/year) was a direct plug in from an old friend. Come to think of it though, so were most of the shitty jobs I've had. I guess the lesson here is don't ask your broke ass friends to help you find a job!

Why should someone as rich as you worry about the cost of electricity?