Americans founded this land and created a government on this land. End of story.

tip top toker said:

And yet you proud americans stand tall with your rights and yadayada. I am forever left asking why in fuck do you gun laws exist if you're all such a bunch of self serving pussies?

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I take great exception to that Sir. I have minions for that. cn

The Cryptkeeper said:

Fuck you guy

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Haha, i'm british, we became a useles bunch of cunts a long time ago. You still have your gun laws for fairly valid reasons, i just always get wondering why the fuck you don't express it so. Do it! For all of us Send a boat over this way whie you're at it and give Cameron a cruise missile up the are and all

I live in America.

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England's hottest chick!!

puffntuff said:

England's hottest chick!!

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I thought Elizabeth Hurley was pretty hot.


[video=youtube;oW2ylz3vqZw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW2ylz3vqZw[/video]

It was a joke

Come on now , I know both you fuckers would do her! tell the truth now

But she looks like lady gaga.

LMAO that is fucking funny. Only problem is that China was living under governmental rules at that time as well.

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Turtlehermit said:

LMAO that is fucking funny. Only problem is that China was living under governmental rules at that time as well.

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China has always kept to themselves, I don't think they've ever invaded anyone.

Yeah I know. I'm saying they were always much like us when it came to advancing. Shit .. I think around those times China and Europe were the most advanced. They both ran there countries with a government.

420God said:

China has always kept to themselves, I don't think they've ever invaded anyone.

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[video]http://youtu.be/-YBInZrRx5c[/video]

Turtlehermit said:

LMAO that is fucking funny. Only problem is that China was living under governmental rules at that time as well.

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I think your funnier

first of all, I said going back in time is dope because America really was awesome a while ago, and 2nd, here are some pictures.

AMERICA BEFORE

AMERICA TODAY

420God said:

China has always kept to themselves, I don't think they've ever invaded anyone.

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Free Tibet?

Philosophist said:

Free Tibet?

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can I get one?

One of the fun things they used to do was drive peasants across the border with Russia at gun point in hopes of creating an international incident. I guess that's sort of an invasion.

They invaded Vietnam several times over a period of about five thousand years. Latest was in the 1980's.

The Chinese "People's Liberation Army of Tibet" invaded Tibet in 1950.

They invaded Korea in 1359 (The Red Turban Invasion) and twice during the Manchu period of the 1600's.

They invaded Japan twice in the 1200's.

They fought with Japan over Korea which resulted in two Sino-Japanese wars. This depends on your definition of "invasion" here.

In the 1950's they "invaded" and fought India over Tibet.

Chinese mitten crabs are said to have invaded the waters around Sacramento in the late 1990's.

420God said:

China has always kept to themselves, I don't think they've ever invaded anyone.

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