Any smugglers out there?

Hello fellow stoners
just wondering if any of you have shipped/smuggled hash or weed abroad
im just curious of how you do it whether you send it via post or private couriers or going on ferry with it stashed in your car etc if so what do you think is the best methods of doing this with minimum risk of getting busted don't mind losing my load but don't want to get banged up lol any of you had any luck doing this?
 
i get bud and hash mailed in from Cali here to Texas all the time using regular USP mail.
Are ok and how do you package it? Vacuum packed? Etc this was my idea

instead of using the mail (fedex,ups,royalmail) where they possibly have to go through xray machines and dog patrols ect
so an idea was to use a private courier or a man with a van
And send something like an engine block or somthing like that back from the country in europe to the uk
there is a website online where you can get quotes from independet couriers and people that to deliver goods from one place to another for a bit of extra cash,i wont name the website because dont want to draw attention to this company but some of you might know of this website
so if you bought a cheap engine overseas any old engine (bike,car,moped) and take out some of the inner pieces (gear box,clutch,pistons) and replaced it with hash and put the engine back togeather of course all hash would be vacum packed several times and then cleaned with petrol incase of dogs and use gloves when in contact with engine and the dope then the engine can be boxed and put on a pallet ready to put on the van when they pick it up give the courier a fake name and buy a new pay as you go sim card for 99p from any shop so nothing can be traced and give him that number so he can ring you when he gets near the delivery point, now obvosily you dont want to give your man your real address so the idea is to find an address that recently has become vacant and then when he rings to deliver the package come up with an excuse for not being there at the time and ask to put the package by the shed or somewhere near by and let him know that his money is somewhere around that house somewhere (under a plant pot or sumthing)and because most of these private couriers take cash it cant be traced now depending on the house and location, it would be good to find a house in an open area where you could hang around near by the house but not to close to draw attention to your self(by a park bench,football pitch or simalar places and wait there to see what happens with your package and make sure nobody is hanging around the area watching, when you are happy nobody there, return at a stupid hour of the morning (4-5am)and pick your package up then and make sure it hasent been tampered with and get out of there like fuck lol as i said just an idea but can you guys see any problems with this plan?
 

minnesmoker

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Put it in your bum. Longer the trip, more luggage you'll need to "pack." Have a friend pack it in.

I suggest this method, as it's the one that'll most get you used to getting it packed, once caught.
 

Indagrow

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Seems like a lot of work to get some hash I would suggest a two stroke engine tho they would have thelargest continuous void once you take the internals out also easy to rip apart and use over and over again. But again that seem like a lot of work for some hash why not smuggle something with a better mark up
 

Sand4x105

Well-Known Member
How much you bringing ?
2-Zips or less:
Vac seal, one zip sized bag of Bud... wash off outside of MJ in vac sealed bag with rub alcohol/Isopropal 50%
Buy two lbs of coffee
open coffe bags [open seal very carefully...]
Pour out 1/2 coffee...
Put Vac sealed cleaned pot bag inside coffee package, and re-seal to look unopened...
Then put both lbs of coffee into another vac sealed bag, and re-wash with rub alcohol...
Pack inside a smallest as possible:
USPS BOX "If it fit's it ships"
Put a fake return address on it...
And ship it right to where you are going to be...

"Coffee for Grama, cause she just can't get the good stuff around here..."

Small quanties.... easy... Larger quanties? You are on your own...
 

Super Toker

Active Member
I left the country twice in the past 4yrs and I put a quarter in cig cellafane and burnt the end (I did this 6 times )/ I crammed it to the top of my toothpaste tube from the bottom then rolled it up and added it to my other bathroom essentials which was in a large ziploc bag. Tube was half full( cinnamon ). I went through 2 airports and boat security and had no problem. It worked for me but its up to you
 

Jimmyjonestoo

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Used to smuggle my cock in your moms ass but the smell got me busted. Tell her to scrub that thing. Like wire brush scrub.
 

Figong

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Hello fellow stoners
just wondering if any of you have shipped/smuggled hash or weed abroad
im just curious of how you do it whether you send it via post or private couriers or going on ferry with it stashed in your car etc if so what do you think is the best methods of doing this with minimum risk of getting busted don't mind losing my load but don't want to get banged up lol any of you had any luck doing this?
I'm cleaning out your outdoor greenhouse while you ignore the bunker hill security system cameras, which you obtained at Harbor Freight while waiting for replies to this thread - don't worry, I'll be out of your yard soon.
 

Sativa Dragon

Active Member
Suspicious, ofcourse now if you get caught there is the evidence on pre meditated trafficing for the purposes of distribution, open and shut.
 

Stillbuzzin

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Hello fellow stoners
just wondering if any of you have shipped/smuggled hash or weed abroad
im just curious of how you do it whether you send it via post or private couriers or going on ferry with it stashed in your car etc if so what do you think is the best methods of doing this with minimum risk of getting busted don't mind losing my load but don't want to get banged up lol any of you had any luck doing this?
I have but one question. What is your badge number so I can see how many bust you have made?
 
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