Avoiding paraphenalia charges (Help)

Ok, so this post is asking for advice from any experienced person that could help. I'm really nervous about getting caught with my pipe on me. I know if I have any weed on me I can just go ahead and eat it and I cannot be charged, but, and this is just going to be talk about a while bunch of hypotheticals, what would you suggest I do if I get caught with small paraphenalia like a pipe? Should I throw it as far as I can into the woods? What should I do?

Smoke at home only, in a way that will not let smell out. That's the best advice I could give you. Carrying a pipe is a risk that you assume if you choose to do it.

I remember my first time in jail....

Pinworm said:

I remember my first time in jail....

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Me too. Arrested for pot at 17. The memory of my parents picking me up at the jail...

ZaraBeth420 said:

Me too. Arrested for pot at 17. The memory of my parents picking me up at the jail...

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Ok well I'm going to check all the responses when I wake up. For now, I'm going to bed, because I just had the worst case of dejá vu within dejá vu. Night

Pinworm said:

I remember my first time in jail....

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I bet ...were you the mommy or the daddy?

roll a few joints and leave the pipe at home.

Zach42069 said:

Ok well I'm going to check all the responses when I wake up. For now, I'm going to bed, because I just had the worst case of dejá vu within dejá vu. Night

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Deja vu within deja vu. Fuck. Isn't that kinda like using your friend's Easy Button to find your Easy Button?

That would tear a fucking hole in the universe, wouldn't it?

Zig-Zag Blue said:

roll a few joints and leave the pipe at home.

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Best advice so far...

dont ride dirty. and if you do eat the weed and gladly take the pipe charge.

Well I need to conserve my bud, I wouldn't prefer using joints. Although, I just had a golden idea, tell me if you think this would work. I could carve out my own personal wooden pipe, and, if I was confronted by police I could eat it

better start working on your swallowing skills lol cops would have you by the throat before you could swallow down a piece of wood...

Zig-Zag Blue said:

better start working on your swallowing skills lol cops would have you by the throat before you could swallow down a piece of wood...

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Haha . I'll make a tiny wooden one hitter only two inches in length and about a little less than a cm thick, I'd able to chew that up and swallow it as if it were a corn chip or something

Zig-Zag Blue said:

I bet ...were you the mommy or the daddy?

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That is none of your god damn business!

Zach42069 said:

Haha . I'll make a tiny wooden one hitter only two inches in length and about a little less than a cm thick, I'd able to chew that up and swallow it as if it were a corn chip or something

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tonight is full of great funnies.
put $500 on a retainer and get it bumped to disorderly conduct.

Learn to roll a joint..

pogey bait

Zach42069 said:

Well I need to conserve my bud, I wouldn't prefer using joints. Although, I just had a golden idea, tell me if you think this would work. I could carve out my own personal wooden pipe, and, if I was confronted by police I could eat it

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You're like 15 right ?

the only reason you would have to bring a pipe outside is because you're underage and live with parents

Singlemalt said:

pogey bait

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Some people's kids, I swear.

Also, OP, You should really quit whining or I will start shoving small pieces of furniture up your butt....