Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

Heat trembles, black waves
from grazing-angle pavement.
I chase the mirage. cn

cannabineer said:

Heat trembles, black waves
from grazing-angle pavement.
I chase the mirage. cn

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out in the desert
leopards knit in the hot sun
...spots for everyone

Classy on a cat
Leopard spots on a woman
just define trashy.
cn

What is a haiku
How do i even write one
I must suck at this

cannabineer said:

Classy on a cat
Leopard spots on a woman
just define trashy.
cn

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...Honey, I'm taking out the trash!

Broke code

eye exaggerate said:

A kitchen-door voice:
...Honey, I'm taking out the trash!
Just what could he mean?

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You better double-
bag that thing, or you might get
embarrassing spots.
cn

cannabineer said:

You better double-
bag that thing, or you might get
embarrassing spots.
cn

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...too funny, good bear!
..."like I blister in the sun"
...man, this cat would run!

april said:

What is a haiku
How do i even write one
I must suck at this

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Hello, Ms. April!
Welcome to my Haiku Thread
Your form is Spot On

Haiku is not Hard
It is from the heart, and Head
What are you Wearing?

I've been missing you.
Your soft graze among my mind.
See you soon fungi.

Sharpness pierces vein
Push the plunger ... here it comes
Oh my god this stuff makes me talk a mile a minute i just get so gabby does that happen t

cn

Hepheastus420 said:

I've been missing you.
Your soft graze among my mind.
See you soon fungi.

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Hep and Mario
Both of you love your Mushrooms!
How was the trip, Bro?

cannabineer said:

Sharpness pierces vein
Push the plunger ... here it comes
Oh my god this stuff makes me talk a mile a minute i just get so gabby does that happen t

cn

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The Bear and Needles?
Say it isn't so, White One!
What you shootin', Neer?

Many moons ago -
adventure to sharp places.
I'm done with that now.
cn

long and bumpy log
poking out of blue water
plumbing's on the fritz

swamp-ass and pit stains
shampoo is warmer than pee
fuck you, summertime

...unless summer is...
three months long and that's it, man...
you'd relish the sweat

The dogs of summer
split their buns. Why do I taste
sweat in my relish.

They roll in dead things:
onions, mustard, sauerkraut.
Add beer and baseball.
cn

Total Head said:

long and bumpy log
poking out of blue water
plumbing's on the fritz

swamp-ass and pit stains
shampoo is warmer than pee
fuck you, summertime

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Welcome, Total Head!
Don't mean to laugh at your Pain
That shit is Funny

Damn Miami Heat!
NBA is Dead to Me
Who else could Win now?

Shrooms, a call away..
So what is holding me back?
my mind's not at ease.

Melodramatic?
Nope.. just trying to be smart..
avoiding bad trips.

I know my limits.
Though I do want to test them..
Must resist the urge.

Underneath the bridge
Strange grumblings make themselves heard.
Mind your goats, sitemates.
cn