yeah I was called jesus too lol
. Mostly when I was a teenager though. Im growing my hair out too, soon. i think my beard grew about 1/2-3/4 of an inch in one month! i hate having to shave pretty much everyday
++ it seems like girls were more interested when I had longer hair and facial hair.... idk, was either that or it was because I was taken and confident lol. Broke up and cut my hair, and now girls dont seem to want to flirt as much idk,.
I have a full beard. And yes every man with a full beard will be called Jesus. But that's only because people are in awe of us Beards. If facial-hair growth is genetics, and God made man in his image, and Jesus/Santa have full beards, then it only stands that the men that can grow nice full beards are God's A-Team.
God's beard pitty's the fool.
I say this because it explains your issue. Girls like men with beards because we're mysterious deep people that act with the certainty of a saint. Of course women are drawn to it. If you want to see what measure of a man you are, give yourself 30 days. it'll change your life- and in a 3rd of the time it takes those 90day workout videos to do so.
My son asked me "If beards are all that is man, then why don't superheros have beards?"
A good question. The answer is, because it would be too much going on. ..and most superheros cant grow one. A beard is a mask for your face. 1/3-2/3's of your face is covered in hair. All you can see are glowing eyes and a mouth full of rage barreling down on you like stampede of terror and doom. A beard means you're already the man, why cover the eyes in a mask? ...and beards are like fingerprints- there's no way you couldn't figure out their true identity. Men with beards don't need masks because unlike superheros who have secret identities to protect their loved ones, Beards are at 100% all the time and actually can protect them. As far as mixing a beard with a mask...If you doubt me, grow/wear a beard and take a pic of you with a batman mask on. It's ridiculous.
Facial hair is the privilege of every post-pubescent man, bestowed by their creator, as a sign to the world that you are a chosen leader. Only men can lead men, and 'God makes men who they are'[Braveheart], and if William Wallace said it... Also note: Wallace didn't have a beard, so he led the battles, but left the right of King and true leading to a facial-haired man- who accomplished Wallace's goals for him after he died. yeah.
Facial hair makes things happen and can help explain all life's mysteries. God- beard. Jesus- beard. Santa- beard. Lincoln- beard. Einstein- Mustache. All great men who changed the world were lead to do so by virtue of facial hair. If you want to do great things but can't grow a single style of facial hair- I'm sorry, it won't work out, God has other plans for you. Go ask a beard for help. Sorry...
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