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korvette1977

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Put it on E bay .. get it outta the snow ..


Not to sound harsh , But Maybe you need to get screwed in order to learn Not to lend money or products to losers .. I'd be there when he got his check and get what he owed .. You'll never learn Twisty till you grow a spine .. And stop being a softy
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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Aw vette, you know you're like that too... over the year I know you've had helping hands bitten... Just roasts my muffins... he'd be sleeping in a snow bank or a shelter, but I guess its time for him to make his choice..... My trip to OZ might have been shorter with some help back then, but maybe not... maybe that was a good thing...Oh well enough on this... Safer for me this way..all things considered... So whats the plans for tonight everyone.....
Hey crip, how was your Christmas..?
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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eatsleepjdm said:
horse walks into the a bar...the bartender says "hey why the long face"
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Well finish it...so the bartender says whats wrong..? The horse says when I tell my secret they laugh, or cry at me... Horseshit said the barkeep (sorry Mr horse).. tell me... so the horse whispers in his ear and the barkeep breaks out laughing... see.. either they laugh or cry.. so the barkeep says make the next one cry.. I'll give you free drinks.... a guy walks up and says whats his problem, pointing at horse.. barkeep says he can make you cry... No way says drunk... so horse whispers in his ear and walks out... 10 minutes later they walk in...drunk is sobbing.... What you tell him asks barkeep.... I told him my dick was 14" and his wife loves it...then we went outside and I proved it.....
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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So twist, how the hell are you......:-P
Not bad you.....? :?:
Oh pretty good, a bit bored...... :sad:
So, I hear talking to yourself is a sign on insanity....:o
No shit....:shock:, do you think it will heal with this :leaf:
Sounds like a plan...:weed:

 
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