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Wikidbchofthewst

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your allowed around small children?
Well...within 100 feet, lol.

I like children -- fried. Seriously though, I like kids as long as they know how to behave. I'm sorry, but nothing irritates me more than watching a child misbehave, or WORSE, disrespect his own parents, and having them act like it's ok. BE THE FUCKING PARENT AND CONTROL YOUR CHILD.

I'll never get upset if someone's baby, like an infant, is upset or crying. Even some very young toddlers. When they're so young that they don't understand a lot, that's one thing.

But when your 8 year old is on the floor, kicking and screaming because you won't buy him the toy he wants, and you're just standing there like an asshole, as if we all want to hear your child be a brat....I'd like to shoot YOU. Not your kid, YOU.

Or kids who tell their parents to shut up. Or even just talking BACK. I'm sorry, but MY mom would have smacked the SHIT out of me if I talked back to her the way I hear some kids talk to their parents.

End of rant.
 

fdd2blk

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Well...within 100 feet, lol.

I like children -- fried. Seriously though, I like kids as long as they know how to behave. I'm sorry, but nothing irritates me more than watching a child misbehave, or WORSE, disrespect his own parents, and having them act like it's ok. BE THE FUCKING PARENT AND CONTROL YOUR CHILD.

I'll never get upset if someone's baby, like an infant, is upset or crying. Even some very young toddlers. When they're so young that they don't understand a lot, that's one thing.

But when your 8 year old is on the floor, kicking and screaming because you won't buy him the toy he wants, and you're just standing there like an asshole, as if we all want to hear your child be a brat....I'd like to shoot YOU. Not your kid, YOU.

Or kids who tell their parents to shut up. Or even just talking BACK. I'm sorry, but MY mom would have smacked the SHIT out of me if I talked back to her the way I hear some kids talk to their parents.

End of rant.

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Wh00p

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i remember back when i was 15 and my mom found out i skipped 3rd period 20 times in a row..

She was threatening to send me to the Military school, and the princible was like "its your childs descision to go drop out or continue going"

My response was "im done with that class, put me in discovery"(working with the school councilors)

She was So pissed that day..
 

Stoney McFried

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Gawd...my plants seem like theyre taking forever....I know it's only week six but I feel like they should be covered in sugary succulence...I looked at the harvest time again, and it may take up to twelve weeks. I've been going without all this time to make myself pure for them...it's so hard to wait.
 

mastakoosh

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nother boring night here, nice thunderstorm in the mountains. didnt think to grab the camera before til it about passed. sure is hard to capture lightning with a shit camera. after the storm had moved farther on i was trying to get a sweet pic of lightning across the whole sky. brilliant flashes of light every time i would set the camera down after waiting with camera in hand for 5 minutes. 2 pics of the completely black 11:00 pm sky lit up.:mrgreen:
 

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fdd2blk

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nother boring night here, nice thunderstorm in the mountains. didnt think to grab the camera before til it about passed. sure is hard to capture lightning with a shit camera. after the storm had moved farther on i was trying to get a sweet pic of lightning across the whole sky. brilliant flashes of light every time i would set the camera down after waiting with camera in hand for 5 minutes. 2 pics of the completely black 11:00 pm sky lit up.:mrgreen:
you got some though. gotta be pretty quick to do that. :mrgreen:
 

mastakoosh

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you got some though. gotta be pretty quick to do that. :mrgreen:
thanks, i could take credit for that but i was actually lounging on the couch when those exact pics where taken.:mrgreen: wifey beat me to it.:roll: then when i try, the lightning strikes everytime i sat the camera down lol.:-?:mrgreen:. how the hell did she get em?:confused:
 
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Wh00p

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if you have a camera that takes like 20 + pps

its rather easy, but lightning photo hunting takes patiences

Gn everyone!
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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lol, that movie was funny, and those kids made me laugh...but it's a comedy, it's supposed to be that way. Have you ever watched like Nanny 911 or any of those shows? Or Montel "My daughter beats my ass when I tell her 14 is too young to be a prostitute"

I don't even know how you GET to that point. How do you end up scared of your own child? When I was a kid, I FEARED my parents. My mother could have told me the grass was blue and the sky was green and I would not have contridicted her.

i remember back when i was 15 and my mom found out i skipped 3rd period 20 times in a row..

She was threatening to send me to the Military school, and the princible was like "its your childs descision to go drop out or continue going"

My response was "im done with that class, put me in discovery"(working with the school councilors)

She was So pissed that day..
My mom once threatened to send me to an all girls Catholic school. Because I got one D, and one F, first time in my fucking life. Said she thought boys were distracting me.

Thank GOD she never went through with that.
 

hyphyjoose

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they told me i would never make it, i would never achieve it,
reality is nourishment but people don't believe it
i guess it's hard to stomach the truth like a bulemic
it's a dirty game and nobody is willing to clean it
this is to the paraplegic people dreaming of runnin
ladies married to men who don't please them, dreaming of cummin
verbally murderous like david burkowitz when i'm gunning,
some cowards on the internet didn't think i would sell
scared to talk shit in person cuz they stuck in a shell
and couldn't understand the pain of being stuck in a cell
hell is not a place you go if you not a Christian,
it's the failure of your life's greatest ambiition,
it's a bad decision to blindly follow any religion
i don't see the difference inbetween the right and the wrong
soldiers emptying they clips at little kids and they moms
are just like a desperate motherfucker strapped to a bomb
humanity's gone, smoked up in a gravity bong
by a democrat-republican cheech and chong
Immortal Technique, you never heard me preach in a song
I'm not controversial, I'm just speaking the facts
put your hands in the air, like you got the heat to your back
and shake your body like a baby born addicted to crack
and since life's a gamble like the craps tables at vegas
i freestyle my destiny--it's not written in pages..

i hate it when they tell us how far we came to be--
as if our people's history started with slavery..
painfully, i discovered the shit that they kept secret
this is the exodus like the black jews out of egypt,
i keep it reality based with the music i make,
blow up the truth in your face with the style i run with,
like the navy missile that shot down flight 800,
i'm like the africans that came here before columbus,
and from the 1500's until after de maro,
i watched latin america get raped in the sorrow,
you see--the spaniards never left, espeza de cologne
and if you don't believe me, you can click on uni de cione
i never seen so much racism in all of my life,
every program and newscast--all of em white
it's like a part tithe, with 10% rule and arrest
that type of stress that make me put the fuckin tool to ya chest
step in my way nigga? i wouldn't wanna be ya
i burn slow like pissin drunk with gonorrhea,
i do a free show in north korea while burning the flag
while j edgar hoover politicians dress up in drag
trying to confuse you, to make it hard to follow this
capitalism and democracy are not synonymous
you swallow propaganda like a birth control pill
selling your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill
but that'll never be me, because i'm leaving the past
like an abused wife with the kids leaving yo ass
like a drug addict, clean and sober leaving the stash
unbreakable Technique, leaving the plane crash
i'm out with the black box and i refuse to return
i spit reality instead of what you usually learn
and i refuse to be concerned with condescending advice
because i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life..
 

Wh00p

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My mom once threatened to send me to an all girls Catholic school. Because I got one D, and one F, first time in my fucking life. Said she thought boys were distracting me.

Thank GOD she never went through with that.
Lol, i hear that wikid.. you prob would have went full blown lesbion :roll::roll:
















































.......or just a catholic nawty hawty :blsmoke:
 
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