Glad you guys got that sorted, lol.
Dude, that shit is strait trippin me out too. I was like mezmerized by the spider doing it's thing.
EDIT: Thanks for the laugh doobie. And I don't mean the likes... I mean your notepad. That is funny bro. What does the rest say?
"This is my notepad.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My notepad is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My notepad, without me, is useless.
Without my notepad, I am useless.
I must fill my notepad with truth.
I must write more legibly than my enemy who is trying to libel me.
I must biograph him before he biographs me.
I will...
My notepad and myself know that what counts in this war is not the words we write, the noise of our keyboard, nor the bong rips that we take.
We know that it is the truth that counts.
We will be truthful...
My notepad is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its paragraphs, its sentences, its fonts and their sizes.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of lies and half-truths as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage.
I will keep my notepad clean and ready.
We will become part of each other.
We will...
Before God, I swear this creed.
My notepad and myself are the defenders of my profundity.
We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is rollitup's and there is no enemy, but peace!"