Could You Survive A Zombie Outbreak?

my arsenal would consist of:
3 gal wild turkey
3 gal johnny walker black
3 x walther qa p99
2 x m4
2 x m16 1a
3 x javelin
1 x 50. cal barret sniper rifle
2 x desert eagle
a few pounds of grass
blow torch
lots of things that go boooom!
some colombian marching powder as needed
and maybe some xanax.

kether noir said:

some colombian marching powder as needed
and maybe some xanax.

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HA HA HA.. That's Awesome

^^...3 x javelin...lol...all I can picture is my old Diablo charc. fighting zombies

Lol...............

Oh man, alien zombies disguised as animals and plants. Might have to add a steel cable weed eater to the mix of defensive weps...

In the news today~~~> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110518/us_ac/8495307_cdc_recommends_preparing_for_all_disasters__even_zombies

420God said:

In the news today~~~> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110518/us_ac/8495307_cdc_recommends_preparing_for_all_disasters__even_zombies

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They left out one important measure,,, ARM YOURSELF. Whether it be a butcher knife or gun, make sure your not on the menu. It would also help to have a few pounds of the finest dank you grew while being hunkered down in your bunker. The CDC is really giving us forewarning as they KNOW...

Yeah, Zanax AND Dank to manage that one lol... I would want a good heavy war wagon as well with nice cage to roll over them with.

no guns in aus, so i'd just get my chain saw and hockey mask out . . . mebbe break into a police station to get a few guns, i think i'd do pretty well where i am

Excavator with a thumb on it and a Morbark 1300 Tub Grinder.....Make some zombie Sausages.

rowlman said:

...you have a point, I should take that thing down
...maybe the loud speaker sqreeching Rosie O'donell's karaoke country christmas songs will keep them away..idk...but the people next door to me hate it

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I'm sticking with this plan for now....and lots of ammo

bump, seems like the best time of year for it.

i have a plan me and my friends and family are gonna take over this island not to far away and start over there

does anybody have a zombie survival kit

Going with the "zombies can't swim" Theory. Why fight other people? Just join them, that way you don't waste ammo...

CR500ROOST said:

does anybody have a zombie survival kit

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It's not complete

Well I wont be depending on the police. god dam they suck at shooting. WTF they only hit 1 of 4 bullets at targets 3 yards away .


The police officer’s potential for hitting his adversary during armed confrontation has increased over the years and stands at slightly over 25% of the rounds fired. An assailant’s skill was 11% in 1979…

In 1992 the overall police hit potential was 17%. Where distances could be determined, the hit percentages at distances under 15 yards were:




Less than 3 yards ….. 28%
3 yards to 7 yards …. 11%
7 yards to 15 yards . 4.2%

†LHAO† I'm thinking you could do better than that closing your eyes and shooting at the source of the noise. Damn, thats horrible...

RavenMochi said:

Going with the "zombies can't swim" Theory. Why fight other people? Just join them, that way you don't waste ammo...

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yea if they swim and are fast im screwed lol.i have a bow and a crossbow so that would help with being silent.

CR500ROOST said:

yea if they swim and are fast im screwed lol.i have a bow and a crossbow so that would help with being silent.

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They'll smell the brains! O.O

†LOL† Though if those bastards can swim, that may already mean your fucked. Apparently in the new resident evil theres zombies that can ride motorcycles while shooting guns...that shit just isn't fair...