Creepy Situation With an Older Lady

dank nug

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she has a hot tub. why arent you there yet? ewww actually stay out of the hot tub. she's only going to get more wrinkley in there. thats naaasty
 

estesj

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haha I gotta get a 360 everybody quits on ps3 an its laggy as shit,only for madden though
Who do you run with?I stay with the Eagles an sometimes the Vikings.
Jags baby! I'll switch it up sometimes tho. What do think about vick? You seen that gay ass show he's got? Donovan had a good year tho.
 

UNICRONLIVES

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get her ass cheeks in a headlock formation and give her the "SHOCKER"!!! then tell her afterwards how your really hurtin for money!!! she'll cough it up!! get it !!? cough it up!! LMAO!!
 

Hobbes

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Protect yourself with recordings for when she gets upset - and she will eventually regardless of what you do - you will have proof that you did not sexually assault her.

Remember - all the weed in prison was smuggled in someone's ass.



I carry one with me when I repair things at my apartments or meet a client alone, then up load to my computer. Build a history. Some people are fucking nuts and dollars to donuts a woman hitting on someone half there age has some problems that you're going to have to deal with.

Good luck.

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bongsmilie
 

estesj

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get her ass cheeks in a headlock formation and give her the "SHOCKER"!!! then tell her afterwards how your really hurtin for money!!! she'll cough it up!! get it !!? cough it up!! LMAO!!
Or you could always go with the Abraham Lincoln.
 

......

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Jags baby! I'll switch it up sometimes tho. What do think about vick? You seen that gay ass show he's got? Donovan had a good year tho.
Vicks alright I only put him in if I gonna win though.I like breaking off an running with him lol that shit gets people pissed,I think he's the fastest person in the game.
I didn't see his show yet.
Im sick of all these people fucking quitting though that shit pisses me off.The last 4 games the people I played quit I had like 5 interceptions each game though,I love that jets D book.
 

estesj

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Vicks alright I only put him in if I gonna win though.I like breaking off an running with him lol that shit gets people pissed,I think he's the fastest person in the game.
I didn't see his show yet.
Im sick of all these people fucking quitting though that shit pisses me off.The last 4 games the people I played quit I had like 5 interceptions each game though,I love that jets D book.
LOL. On the older maddens when vick played for the falcons I would run with vick every time and get first downs. I liked how pisses I made my friends better than winning!
 

IAm5toned

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Just give her the ole cleaveland steamer, she wont comeback :lol:
or mebbe the Alaskan Peanutbutter Cup (if you have to ask, you dont wanna know)

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but on another note, when i was 16 i was spending alot of time with a certain 34 yr old HOT milf... she learnt me a few things, yes she did ;) a few fine ladies here and there since then swear im a god because of the things i learned from her... so you never know.
 

Louis541

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I would just nail her. If you lay down the dick right She can be your sugar mamma. She sounds pretty well off. Not to mention she has WAY more experience, could probably teach you a thing or two, and is probably a FREAK. All she wants is some Jedi dong so give it to her.

And estesj, the jags suck big hairy dick, and that's coming from a Jville native.
 

estesj

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I would just nail her. If you lay down the dick right She can be your sugar mamma. She sounds pretty well off. Not to mention she has WAY more experience, could probably teach you a thing or two, and is probably a FREAK. All she wants is some Jedi dong so give it to her.

And estesj, the jags suck big hairy dick, and that's coming from a Jville native.
Yes we do! Garrard is a piece of shit! MJD is the man tho! I also despise Jack DelRio!
 

IAm5toned

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half back toss right, unbeatable in tecmo bowl... i once made a dude cry cause i would score a touchdown every single time i had the ball. good shit. i had forgotten about tecmo bowl
 
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