ClassicSmoker
Member
Who talks dirty to their plants?
I do, I swear they talk back.
I do, I swear they talk back.
Do you talk dirty?
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I mind my Goddamned manners around the little shits. cn
Kodank Moment
Well-Known Member
I talk dirty to female women, not plants. I'm not gonna waste the energy if I'm not bustin a nut. The better question is....
Has anyone tried using shaft juice to fertilize their plants? Pun intended.
Has anyone tried using shaft juice to fertilize their plants? Pun intended.
Zaehet Strife
Well-Known Member
I used to do a sort of baby talk with them when i grew. I think it helped 
potpimp
Sector 5 Moderator
Nothing like busting a big load when you're really high. ...then eating a big bowl of Dutch Chocolate ice cream.
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
I only talk dirty to the males.... just before I kill them. 
Dr. Greenhorn
Well-Known Member
oh my!
Krondizzel
New Member
I'd rather eat the ice cream while I get a BJ.Nothing like busting a big load when you're really high. ...then eating a big bowl of Dutch Chocolate ice cream.
ClassicSmoker
Member
I whisper in my plants leaves...
Like you would right before you start kissin a girls neck.
Then I give em a lil kiss.
Like you would right before you start kissin a girls neck.
Then I give em a lil kiss.
dirtyho1968
Well-Known Member
Do you blow hot air on their pollen sacs?I only talk dirty to the males.... just before I kill them.
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
I haven't touched a pollen sack..er...sac in years.
ClassicSmoker
Member
Jimmyjonestoo
Well-Known Member
Good lord what is wrong with you people