Ever flirt with someone for a good deal?

I tried to once it didnt go to well i got pulled over i decided to pull my dick out the cop approaches my window and i ask if theirs any way we can work this out
Needless to say the dude arrested me!

No. But I do flirt because it's fun and usually complementary. But not to get a better deal. I'm polite to get a better deal.

I have been in a lot of situations where people flirt with me to get something. Here's my priority list - top to bottom
- girls that strike my particular fancy that I want to know better (bang) - flirty or not
- moderately or not very attractive girls showing self confidence enough to flirt
- any other girls not covered in first case - not flirting
- really attractive girls used to getting their way by flirting.
- men
edit: WAS my priority list

I prefer expensive women, they think more of themselves. I've had the same one for 32 years.

SpaaaceCowboy said:

I just had two chicks in my cab about 2 weeks ago wanting them to show me their tits for a free ride...I declined,and said they could flash them for my tip...But they didn't...Oh well, life goes on.

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Did they tip you in $?

eye exaggerate said:

Anyone catch the pinups in the background?

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Oh shit not another nether regions/loquacious thread

curious2garden said:

Oh shit not another nether regions/loquacious thread

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pretty sure they on his closet door.Must be a joke there somewhere

flirting gets me nowhere. if i fake a heart attack it works everytime.

I'll get a discount and be nice about it.( Not flirt.) Why shouldnt I? I'm not the silly woman who wants to pay more for my stuff than the last guy!! That's just dumb! Plus they know when I'm asking that I could shop elsewhere.

lahadaextranjera said:

I'll get a discount and be nice about it.( Not flirt.) Why shouldnt I? I'm not the silly woman who wants to pay more for my stuff than the last guy!! That's just dumb! Plus they know when I'm asking that I could shop elsewhere.

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i'd give you a discount just to see that million dollar smile

dannyboy602 said:

i'd give you a discount just to see that million dollar smile

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Would you really? Too kind. And I'd give you repeat custom with a "Thank you very much!"

dannyboy602 said:

i'd give you a discount just to see that million dollar smile

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I'd hold out until I saw some thong

slowbus said:

I'd hold out until I saw some thong

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she goes commando. no thong. sorry.

Now I'm wondering what I have to do to get it for free? Fuck the discount !

I flirt for crack every once and awhile... ok maybe it's more like sucking on a ring pop than flirting
SH420

A dude I used to work with would give prepaid minutes to certain chicks in exchange for blowjobs.

I once let a woman call me george all night while waiting tables because she liked clooney, she thought I looked like him. She told me there was an extra $10 in in for me. They became regulars and the grandmother suggested I take her grandaughter to her prom. I was 26

kinetic said:

A dude I used to work with would give prepaid minutes to certain chicks in exchange for blowjobs.

I once let a woman call me george all night while waiting tables because she liked clooney, she thought I looked like him. She told me there was an extra $10 in in for me. They became regulars and the grandmother suggested I take her grandaughter to her prom. I was 26

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Tell us about the prepaid minutes. Yeah, we wanna know more about that!

lahadaextranjera said:

Tell us about the prepaid minutes. Yeah, we wanna know more about that!

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When you work in wireless and its in the not so great section of the city you find out who is "dating". Some of the girls will proposition you. He would take them up on it and let them around the back and get a hummer right in the store. Two years later girls were still looking for this dude. I had a girl show me her tits for a discount on a charger, I sold it to her but it was extra stock anyway so it didn't really matter.

Unclebaldrick said:

Did they tip you in $?

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ya but nothing big....I think the fare was $11 and change and I got $13 total if I recall correctly.

dannyboy602 said:

she goes commando. no thong. sorry.

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I don't mind waiting and checking often

I tried this shit at the grocery store was like hey babe how bout you give me dem oranges for a quata. but she still rung up my oranges at full price. Guess I need practice I'll be back tomorrow to buy some peaches.