Finish the sentence above you!

so many hairs on my ass?

can you please

...stop humping my leg?

I'm sick and tired of...

pass it over here

Well what had happen was...

I got her pregnant.

BUT I am

a weed whore ...cant say no to her

i was walkin down the street and ran into......

...your mom. She says hi.

I have to...

love your Momma till the break of dawn.

Then in the morning

...I'm gonna kick her ass outta bed and NEVER call her AGAIN! MUAHAHAHAHA.

But really....

I'm a cat who figured out how to use a computer

I'm feeling very...

Irie....
Does Anyone Have Any.....

life lessons they can teach me.

I really

...love Mark Ruffalo.

When I smoke I...

never cough.


my favorite donut is....

GLAZED.

My birthday is...

doce de marzo.

underwear makes me.....

uncomfortable.

I celebrated Cinco De Mayo by...

chillin', smokin', growin'.


i like the car i drive because....

...I didn't pay for it.

I do the speed limit....

when there is somebody watching...and where i live there is ALWAYS someone watching.


the last time i was in trouble for weed....

...the cop gave me my weed and my bong back and let me go.

I've been busted....