Finish the sentence above you!

damn ok Im slow high and tired... night all

huge disgusting scab from putting it up my .....

nose

When I'm stoned the first thing I want to eat is...

my girlfriend.

I know this really............

sounds disgusting cause im not a cannnibal

unless your talking about her......

haynaner naner...*unspeakables*

I getting _______ in my mouth

dangleberries

ha ha ha
If i could say one word on the news it would be...

LEPRACY!!!!!. i once dreamed about my...

days of retirement.

the last happy memory i have is.....

being single.lol

if i could have any carrer in the world it would be...

my ideal career would be, pillow tester at bed factory.

After i wake up and get out of bed in the mornings i mostly..............

wonder where I am and whether the strange naked woman next to me is clean.....

If I had one wish....

Get a job, since i quite shity ass taco bullshit fastfood nonsence work. But then again ill probably end up...\

Wow, fast action

EDIT - Id be on the ocean, surfing that shit all day long... Surfing is crack

Working at fast food restraunts makes me...

spit in your food.

i like people who...

spit in my food

I believe that...

NO one is safe.... bum bum buuummmmm!

after sex I......

smoke a joint... sometimes during

When I've got cottonmouth I drink..

what sex?

I usually wake up feeling..................