First Timer Vs Old Timer Quotes

pencap

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in his grampaw voice says") now , one time...I remember back in the '80's...ya see...I was a growin my furrrst plant in a closet....he hee... I had that plant in the closet behind my Drums...(I used to bang them skins 'ya know... Well any how...the timer went off and kinda whaky... cuz I had a party....sum whippersnapper kicked the timer plug outta the wall socket while we were bongin out....... I knever knew it had happend.... That little plant started growing hairs..I kinda thought it was a mold 'er sumthin....I opend up the closet a few days later...mind ya...the lights ha' been off 3 day...That ole plant turned red after another week 'O light. My 'Ole lady wouldnt let me keep her....'siad I had a new Gurlfriend....
Made me cut her off an throw her in the cieling lamp....to dry her out ya see....I think that was the beginning of the end of that old lady....(both of them).........
 
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