Hairy Vs Shaved?

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Garden Knowm

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tallanasty said:
instead of mom or sister, how bout mom AND sister. i might let them blow me or somthing. thanks for the hook up though, just give me the digits.
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cool.. yeah. you sound like a busy cat.. you can probably do both of them at the same time...

thanks for being so accommodating...


I always thought they'd be stuck with douche bags.. and now you... the saint of poon..

iloveyou
 
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tallanasty said:
fuckin shave your shit hoes. im not goin down on a bitch anyways so i aint worried bout a mouth full of pubes, but i dont wanna even feel that shit with my fingers. i was gonna bang this girl one night, i went down her pants to start fingering her and felt bush and almost puked. i just turned over and passed out on her. M.O.B. Money over Bitches.
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has anyone who talks this way even touched a boob - let alone slept with a woman?
 
tallanasty

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email468 said:
has anyone who talks this way even touched a boob - let alone slept with a woman?
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damn all you guys put pussy in too high regards. nice guys really do finish last. the last thing you need in college is a girlfriend. just do your own thing and quit doing all the nice guy shit like you think girl like. damn yall are soft.
 
tallanasty

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Garden Knowm said:
cool.. yeah. you sound like a busy cat.. you can probably do both of them at the same time...

thanks for being so accommodating...


I always thought they'd be stuck with douche bags.. and now you... the saint of poon..

iloveyou
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lol youre a pretty funny dude. but they dont call me the saint of poon. its more like pussy master, or clit commander.
i love you too brother.
 
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tallanasty said:
damn all you guys put pussy in too high regards. nice guys really do finish last. the last thing you need in college is a girlfriend. just do your own thing and quit doing all the nice guy shit like you think girl like. damn yall are soft.
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more like - damn yall is married/older/mature - way past college :mrgreen:
 
Garden Knowm

Garden Knowm

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tallanasty said:
damn all you guys put pussy in too high regards. nice guys really do finish last. the last thing you need in college is a girlfriend. just do your own thing and quit doing all the nice guy shit like you think girl like. damn yall are soft.
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I don't see myself as soft... i see myself as deserving to be in the presnece of only the finest creatures in the entire world... I draw these creatures to me through my acceptance of their greatness.. through my awareness of their majesty...

I recognize the UNKNOWN and the unimaginable and therefore it recognizes me... and wants to please me... as I too want to please IT..

iloveyou
 
Hydrotech364

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this reminds me of a story.i always loved shaved pussy you can see it better it smells better and its just more pleasing to me.i haave a good friend called big toe 600 lbs with a heart,temper and a sense of humour the same size.he asked me one day,joking he said how do you like pussy mike i said shaved his reply was ,do you like em short too!!!!!
fucking big toe.to know him is too love him....peace:mrgreen:
 
Twistyman

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tallanasty said:
fuckin shave your shit hoes. im not goin down on a bitch anyways so i aint worried bout a mouth full of pubes, but i dont wanna even feel that shit with my fingers. i was gonna bang this girl one night, i went down her pants to start fingering her and felt bush and almost puked. i just turned over and passed out on her. M.O.B. Money over Bitches.
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With a pile of shit for brains, that sort of attitude deserves a rancid, foul smelling, yellow discharge spewing, crab infested, skin peeling and for good measures a prolapse......(That's when the intestines droop and hang out of the love tunnel) to sit on your face and.....................................................FART:spew:
 
overfiend

overfiend

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i like hairy for visual purposes but when its shaven i lick lick lick lick nibble nibble and bite

Twistyman said:
(That's when the intestines droop and hang out of the love tunnel) to sit on your face and.....................................................FART:spew:
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i call that an ANAL BLOSSOM
 
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shaved all the way. Its just nicer all around. My girlfreind started shaving cause she wears these outfits for cheerleading a lot, and doesnt want any pubes stickout out teh side. Now its a habit and I wouldnt have it any other way
 
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tallanasty said:
fuckin shave your shit hoes. im not goin down on a bitch anyways so i aint worried bout a mouth full of pubes, but i dont wanna even feel that shit with my fingers. i was gonna bang this girl one night, i went down her pants to start fingering her and felt bush and almost puked. i just turned over and passed out on her. M.O.B. Money over Bitches.
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Okay, I get assaulted by little guys who think they are really gangster all day. I had one last night try to tell me about his street cred.And in the next story he tells me how his last girlfriend stole 30,000 dollars from him. I just looked at him.
First, tell someone who might believe you.
Second, why tell a story where you don't get laid. You know it doesnt happen enough for you to tell stories of not getting it. And I'm sure she was either fat or a skank. No self respecting girl would date a dousche like you.
Third, if you arent going down, then no girls are ever going to like you.

by the way, found your pic.Can you tell us which one had the hairy bush?
 

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Hey TALL AND NASTY

I did not know that the crew was gonna tear you a new one. Use a warm compress on that... should heal by itself..
 
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