Help solve a debate between a friend and I..

I would have to say that is one of the most gayest questions I have ever heard, and the act is even more gay. Even though you guy are "just talking about it at work" if you feel its not gay then you must be shoving something up your ass. I'm not trying to start shit at all, but your posting about shoving some plastic toy up your ass when your on a growing forum. Just saying...
 
IMHO it's gay.

Is sucking your own dick gay?

Or licking your own clit?

What if the girl is in the room with you and you put the dildo up your own ass is it gay?

This all seems pretty homosexual to me. I'd never put a dildo up a mans butt, I'd walk out if it was even asked of me. Mens ass holes = gayness
 
My 2 cents; the definition of homosexuality is this - a sexual attraction to (or sexual relations with) persons of the same sex, see the etymology of the same word - formed from Greek homo- (a form of homos "same"), and "sexual" from the latin sexualis. And it is a fact that guys have part of your sex organs (the prostate) located up there, the only way in can be stimulated is by being penetrated, so no, I don't think guys sticking toys up there is gay, but if it's a penis than that's a whole different matter :)
 
gay=boner from a guy. straight=boner from a lady. it's really that simple. this whole hangup about the anus being gay is what all the confusion is about. if gay men chose to have ear sex instead of anal we wouldn't even be having this discussion. number one, there is nothing gay about any body part, we all have an asshole and use it daily. number two, nothing that happens between a man and woman is gay, simple linguistics. number 3, there is a whole thing called "pegging" which is the sexual practice of a lady ramming a dude with a strapon (i'm serious look it up). there's nothing gay about it if that's what you like, although a lifelike looking dildo should probably raise eyebrows. it doesn't turn gay until an actual penis enters the equasion.
 
LMFAO! We are in the 21st century and anything to do with a toy, finger or dildo is gay. I have no interest in my chick touching my pooooooooooooooooo or poking at it. Just saying...
 
lol i dont get it.

the prostate IS the pleasure gland for males. you're not thinking of men. you don't want men. you dont want penis. it's just another way/method to enjoy intimacy in the bedroom with your WOMAN. it has nothing to do with homosexuality. if you wanted a mans penis in your ass and not your girls tongue, finger, toy.then you are gay.

like i said earlier...i've had one girl sucking my dick while the other was eating my ass. that's not gay. that's a threesome with two females.
 
Spliff.jpgIn this day and age does it really matter? I mean if it is enjoyable to the individual and it's in the privacy of their own bedroom or hot tub or where ever, what's the big freakin deal??? My wife is bi and I am str8. We have male friends that are totally light in the loafers with a pocketful of rainbows gay and several married couples we know are str8 or bisexual male with a str8 female or bi female w/ a lesbial life partner or bi-male married to a bi-female etc,etc,etc I am confident enough in my sexuallity that it does not bother me or my wife. And all the people I mention that we know would give up their last dollar or the shirt off their back to someone in need regardless of what they might or might not put in their pooper.

JUST A SIDE NOTE.... I caught my male chiuaua licking his own ass the other day and I'm pretty sure he's not gay but if I tried to stick my finger up his ass to prove the gay/butt therory that he'd probably shred my arm off at the shoulder regardless of the fact that he seemed to enjoy tossing his own salad.....Guess it would be his way of saying It's only gay if another dude probes for corn kernals in his grain silo cause I have seen my female chiuaua tounge punch him in his fart box and he seemed to like it....A LOT!!!!
 
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JUST A SIDE NOTE.... I caught my male chiuaua licking his own ass the other day and I'm pretty sure he's not gay but if I tried to stick my finger up his ass to prove the gay/butt therory that he'd probably shred my arm off at the shoulder regardless of the fact that he seemed to enjoy tossing his own salad.....Guess it would be his way of saying It's only gay if another dude probes for corn kernals in his grain silo cause I have seen my female chiuaua tounge punch him in his fart box and he seemed to like it....A LOT!!!!


baaaahahahahahahahahaha thats hilarious but good point
 
using the same premises...

a dildo is a fake dick.
some lesbians like dildos.
therefore, a lesbian using a dildo would be heterosexual.

a straight heterosexual, eh?

sounds like a contradiction to me. logic 101 dictates that you must reject your false premise.

:dunce:

we are talking about gay men though
 
View attachment 1247236In this day and age does it really matter? I mean if it is enjoyable to the individual and it's in the privacy of their own bedroom or hot tub or where ever, what's the big freakin deal??? My wife is bi and I am str8. We have male friends that are totally light in the loafers with a pocketful of rainbows gay and several married couples we know are str8 or bisexual male with a str8 female or bi female w/ a lesbial life partner or bi-male married to a bi-female etc,etc,etc I am confident enough in my sexuallity that it does not bother me or my wife. And all the people I mention that we know would give up their last dollar or the shirt off their back to someone in need regardless of what they might or might not put in their pooper.

Its clear to me that you are weird and know some fucking weird people as well. I just asked my chick what she thinks and she also thinks thats a fag thing.

JUST A SIDE NOTE.... I caught my male chiuaua licking his own ass the other day and I'm pretty sure he's not gay but if I tried to stick my finger up his ass to prove the gay/butt therory that he'd probably shred my arm off at the shoulder regardless of the fact that he seemed to enjoy tossing his own salad.....Guess it would be his way of saying It's only gay if another dude probes for corn kernals in his grain silo cause I have seen my female chiuaua tounge punch him in his fart box and he seemed to like it....A LOT!!!!


Dogs have to lick there ass to clean them selfs. Think about it mate........... Ok, not getting it? We have fingers and TP, dogs not so lucky. To even say something about putting your finger in the dog is messed up.
 
we are talking about gay men though

Actually I think they are talking about straight men who are worried and don't know whether it's gay or not gay to have to have a foreign object inserted into their poopers by a chick for nothing more to than to enhance their sexual experiance.


*NOTE*Preperation-H and rectal thermometers are excluded from the foreign objects list
and will not be considered articals of questionable gay intimidation.
 
Dogs have to lick there ass to clean them selfs. Think about it mate........... Ok, not getting it? We have fingers and TP, dogs not so lucky. To even say something about putting your finger in the dog is messed up.

i'd like to stick my penis in your avatars butt
 
Dogs have to lick there ass to clean them selfs. Think about it mate........... Ok, not getting it? We have fingers and TP, dogs not so lucky. To even say something about putting your finger in the dog is messed up.


Duh...I know dogs clean themselves in this manner
Duh...I know I have fingers and TP

Apparently you have no idea I posted that about my dog in a tongue an cheek mannerisim. I guess the person in the UK with a sense or grasp of humor is Simon Amstell.

And as for your quote....

"Its clear to me that you are weird and know some fucking weird people as well. I just asked my chick what she thinks and she also thinks thats a fag thing."

Me, my wife and my friends are not weird mate...we're just not as narrow minded as you and your "chick" I just asked my wife and she said the same thing and so did the girl she was going down on.
 
IMHO it's gay.

Is sucking your own dick gay?

Or licking your own clit?

What if the girl is in the room with you and you put the dildo up your own ass is it gay?

This all seems pretty homosexual to me. I'd never put a dildo up a mans butt, I'd walk out if it was even asked of me. Mens ass holes = gayness

So by your theory then masterbating is gay to...

As far as walking out of the room, yeah right... I bet i could get you to lick my asshole, then id fart straight in yo face hahahahahahaha :p.........jk
 
ummm whatever floats ur boat. As long as ur not imagining a dude shoving his dick in ur ass i think its straight. Granted, it's a bit strange n there are many nerve endings in the anus and if u want to enhance your pleasure go for it, but not something im into.

So what should he imagine? That it is a blonde girl sticking her cock up his bum?
 
I don't think anal stimulation is gay.. the point of sex is pleasure right? if it makes it more pleasurable then why the fuck not? now personally I would not let anything other than my girls finger up my ass, I mean if it looks like a cock and you let it up your ass, that's a bit gay, but a lady finger, or maybe something small and vibratey, during some good dome... that would feel awesome.

you just have to remember its not gay if you scream SLAYER!! while you do it.
 
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