How do You think JESUS would come?

What would REALLY be funny is if the flying spaghetti monster came down and said "All atheists, come with me!".

Luger187 said:

What would REALLY be funny is if the flying spaghetti monster came down and said "All atheists, come with me!".

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...that reminds me of a spiderman episode where a bunch of people are trapped on an invisible bridge. Spidey says "I need to get those people off!"

Great Jebus' ghost, this thread's been RESURECTED!!!

Oh, I know this it gonna be bad, but I think that Jesus will come

in Mary Magdolin's mouth.

Not as bad as the first page which said in a choir boys a**hole.

JustCoasting said:

Oh, I know this it gonna be bad, but I think that Jesus will come

in Mary Magdolin's mouth.

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Jesus shouldn't get a blowjob. Can you imagine him throwing his head back and crying "Oh Dad! I'm coming!"? cn

cannabineer said:

Jesus shouldn't get a blowjob. Can you imagine him throwing his head back and crying "Oh Dad! I'm coming!"? cn

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Well, I can imagine me doing that...

JustCoasting said:

Well, I can imagine me doing that...

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Oh dear. That puts a rather sinister spin on "for he so loved his son" ... cn

cannabineer said:

Oh dear. That puts a rather sinister spin on "for he so loved his son" ... cn

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Ah, you don't understand what "he knew his father" meant.