how many pounds will i get????

Bucees said:

lol PH PERFECT BRO. I mean it's perfect every time! Even during hurricane KATRINA my ph never moved. Must buy for 4 pounds from this plant.

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Ph Perfect... AN really missed an opportunity for a great name there... they coulda gone with... pHat Nugz... TropHy Colas... Big pHucking Budz... Even just PerpHect woulda been fine...

I dont know what itll yield but since your starting it now id love to see it at the end of outdoor harvest

mr sunshine said:

What does any of this have to do with my 20 pound plant????sorry buddy this is a no trolling zone!!

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I've heard stories that if you feed your plants naked,they tend to get over 15pounds and nosebleeds(cuz they're fems).All you need is clean tissues and a wiggle.

Lets feed it a chocolate exlax margarittas all night and see if shell loose some weight with no need to flush.

I know the "Grand master wizard" package from Advanced when I see it!

The ancient Jesuit secret to 20+ lbs is to equip your +20 belt of budding.

Why not just use the "YIELD EQUATION"? At least you will get an accurate number. If I had to guess...25 lbs based on the size of the pistils and if you throw in some of these battery operated LEDs...off the charts man!

I bet you can get an extra half pound if you put a pic of the sun behind the girls.

pfft...i grew with a bic lighter and got 9 pounds. and i never fed it. dude your plant will yield a whopping 404 pounds. i'm in awe.

I hate to say this, but I think someone might have slipped you a Euro seed. No pounds, just kilos from this one. Bummer.

dannyboy602 said:

pfft...i grew with a bic lighter and got 9 pounds. and i never fed it. dude your plant will yield a whopping 404 pounds. i'm in awe.

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Holy fucking shit, this Thread! LMFAO through the entire thing! 404 pounds... you motherfuckers are killing me!! Gotta love RIU!

Water it about 18-20 times a day, when growing cannabis more is always better!

Check on the plant about every 2 hours during lights out, the extra light will help your yield as an added bonus.

In the last week of flower check every 20-30 minutes. To make this easier sleep in the tent with your plant.

My guess 40 kilos... just go buy the new caddy now you will be rolling in cash!

Ace Yonder said:

Protip: Use Christmas light as soon as her branches are strong enough to handle them, all the light you need and free LST. Especially the green lights. Plants love green light, that's why they are green!!!

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this is best advice ever! LED christmas lights, the ones that change colour for a full spectrum!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAa

mr sunshine said:

U guys have bin so much help im gunna give her a few days to ripen up. I hear a slow dry is what you want so after the chop its going straight into a crock pot on low of course. Should i trim before or after the slow dry??

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fuck it man just throw that bitch into the dryer on the gentle cycle

Meh! All of this is Too much work! ^^^^^ Just pour your leftover cereal milk in there each morning! I know a certain "Expert" on this site who used to get so many pounds, that he had to actually use Anti-yielding methods! True story! I seent it!

I want tags back you tyrannical bastards!

im so emasculated by your skills bra I'm just going to stop growing & throw my plants out. I suggest you all do the same. we've be trumped. might as well just buy straight off you buds.

those mag lights. I have a malice green sighed flash light from one of the lights that was use to beat him in the streets. this light will give me 10 pounds that plant using the same battery for over 10 years .

How do u manage smell? Think is hard with that monster...

People are really leading you astray... everyone is making things up.

What you need to do is forget about those horribly, prohibitively expensive CFLs, bic lighters and flashlights. Pick up a old camera from the thrift store for like $5, and put some used AA batteries in there. Then just place her in a dark room and go in there every couple of days, flash her with your camera once or twice (remember to use older batteries, too strong of a flash could potentially give her too much light).

This way, you can upload the beautiful pictures, have a perfect al naturale lighting setup, at a fraction of the price (even with the superior setup).

You gonna need to stock up on mason jars, she'll finish quick as hell from the looks of it. Strain looks like a special pheno, with auto flower qualities. You pull buds off her and like popcorn the bud is AUTOmatically replaced. I'm comfortable saying you will never have less than 50 kilos on hand.

Fuck I wish I had those sweet genetics. BLarney's Farm adds that special auto feature, I hear it's as simple as adding leprechaun piss to the water, but I can't find any damn leprechauns. (Besides real growers know cannabis doesn't need water *smh*). Alas I tried using a lepers piss once in lieu of leprechaun piss, and after cropping out and smoking it, my lips haves fallen off. There is no substitute for leprechaun piss - don't even try to find one. BUT, if you're growing blueberry or any purp strain, leprechaun piss will kill your girl. Leprechaun piss goes with green strains, and smurf piss goes with purps (but I'm sure you knew that, this is common knowledge).

Best of luck. Cut me a clone!
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