how to be a "normal person"

Matt Rize said:

eeewwwww. married life huh? my girl would bust my ass for something like that. she even asked me to not pee in the shower. I was like "yeah sure"... she must be crazy.

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yeah, she dont like to bathe with me anymore... I'll pee on her in the shower

[video=youtube;gESV9nTMBTc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gESV9nTMBTc[/video]

I have one weed plant that I don't grow for the actual weed but rather to be like a friend. I Talk to it, carry it all over the house with me and put it by the TV while I watch or PC while I type... though I don't even have a name for it...

first define.."normal"

mr.notsogreenthumb said:

I have one weed plant that I don't grow for the actual weed but rather to be like a friend. I Talk to it, carry it all over the house with me and put it by the TV while I watch or PC while I type... though I don't even have a name for it...

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Call it George, or Mary, or something. It needs a name...it must hate being refered to as an it.

Yeah, you're normal.

Viagro said:

Call it George, or Mary, or something. It needs a name...it must hate being refered to as an it.

Yeah, you're normal.

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George.... maybe but its a girl.

purplehazin said:

I wash and wax my car every 5 days

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That is really not normal ... once a week I could accept as being a clean freak, but every 5 days is "strange".

mr.notsogreenthumb said:

George.... maybe but its a girl.

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I've know girls named George. That's perfectly normal, too.

Originally Posted by purplehazin:
I wash and wax my car every 5 days

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Grumpy Old Dreamer said:

That is really not normal ... once a week I could accept as being a clean freak, but every 5 days is "strange".

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I wash and wax my car every 5 cars.

Viagro said:

I wash and wax my car every 5 cars.

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yeah, having obsessive compulsive tendencies around material possession is normal...

Matt Rize said:

yeah, having obsessive compulsive tendencies around material possession is normal...

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Obsessive compulsive? Hardly. How long does it take you to go through 5 cars?

I like to eat my food in alphabetical order...not in the order of the name of the food, but alphabetical order of the person whom prepared the foods biological mothers maiden name.
...does anyone else have this problem?

TSA patdowns give me a Hard-On. is this normal.

Apparently driving slow in the left lane is normal. Even though in my state there's a sign every five miles advising people that it's against state law to be in the left lane not passing people.

tql said:

Apparently driving slow in the left lane is normal. Even though in my state there's a sign every five miles advising people that it's against state law to be in the left lane not passing people.

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driving slow in the left lane with the right blinker on is normal in Detroit

tql said:

Apparently driving slow in the left lane is normal. Even though in my state there's a sign every five miles advising people that it's against state law to be in the left lane not passing people.

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There was even a thread where the OP was the guy in the left lane who doesn't pass and gets tailgated. It's not that it's normal... it's just that certain people behind the wheel are just so self righteously fucking gay... that the entire highway revolves around their, retarded, slow as paint drying fucking hybrid civic.

Every trip I make on the I-5, I make sure I leave either a melted smoothie, or sticky fruit beverage in my cup holder for either A) place to ash B) new way to test if someone's windshield wipers work well if they decide to crap up the left lane. Is that normal?

purplehazin said:

I wash and wax my car every 5 days

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that is normal just means to me you must have a nice car, and like to keep it lookin nice, and you take care of it.
if u dont, then i gues it wouldent be normal

Benassi said:

There was even a thread where the OP was the guy in the left lane who doesn't pass and gets tailgated. It's not that it's normal... it's just that certain people behind the wheel are just so self righteously fucking gay... that the entire highway revolves around their, faggy, slow homosexual fucking hybrid civic.

Every trip I make on the I-5, I make sure I leave either a melted smoothie, or sticky fruit beverage in my cup holder for either A) place to ash B) new way to test if someone's windshield wipers work well if they decide to gay up the left lane. Is that normal?

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normal other than the bigotry... lol ... hey, i drive a hybrid.

I think washing your car every couple days is normal.
You just like to keep your shit nice.

Matt Rize said:

normal other than the bigotry... lol ... hey, i drive a hybrid.

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Be careful in that thing, it can almost go 85!