I cant roll a joint

lol so who wants to entertain me? i wont go to bed until i finish, but io hate drinking alone.
 
haha you dont wanna strip for no fat bitch.

You shouldn't degrade yourself urca. And if your not happy with something in your life reguardless what that is then you need to strive to make the changes needed! But please don't disrepect yourself there are enough d-bags on here for that shit
 
ah att your awesome. man i need to try that bho stuff, ive only ever smoked bud, never vaporized or ate or used any kind of extract. now back to my bud light
 
but io hate drinking alone.

If you don't like drinking alone then call up your old pal, Jack Daniels and his buddy Jimmy Beam ... and if they're busy try calling Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red. And if all else fails you, you can call up your dear Old Grand-Dad.

See, you never have to drink alone.
 
Thank god for a bubbler and all that BHO then huh lol

Who needs paper when you have a Hitman cyclone percolator and wax?
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aww your right. ex ept i hate that kind of alcohol. makes me puke as soon as i drink it. wayy wayy wayy too manly for me
 
tequila is good, but in moderation. i like it mixed with orange juice, i used to drink that in high school
 
ah att your awesome. man i need to try that bho stuff, ive only ever smoked bud, never vaporized or ate or used any kind of extract. now back to my bud light

I was drinking a beer called "Monkey High Five" from Bear Republic brewing company. Remember to switch to water or you will rock a hangover tomorrow.

[video=youtube;QTN1hKIZQoU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTN1hKIZQoU[/video]
best version of this joke I could find, only tells the beginning.
 
aww your right. ex ept i hate that kind of alcohol. makes me puke as soon as i drink it. wayy wayy wayy too manly for me


Actually I'm not much of a drinker myself. I don't puke, but I just don't enjoy it like I enjoy getting high. But the one thing I will drink now and then, and enjoy, is a little good old fashioned North Carolina Moonshine.

I'll usually pick up a gallon of it when my Yankee buddies come for a visit and watch them get totally obliterated. It's funny as Hell. The next morning is like the morning after scene from "The Hangover" without as much damage or a tiger or a chicken. People wake up wherever they passed out, heads pounding and feeling like the icy finger of death is on their shoulder and about all they can say is, what the fuck happened last night?
 
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