I cant roll a joint
- Thread starter Urca
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ca$hcropper
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You got a fistfull of singles girl? Looking for entertainment shit I can always use cash lol
ca$hcropper
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You shouldn't degrade yourself urca. And if your not happy with something in your life reguardless what that is then you need to strive to make the changes needed! But please don't disrepect yourself there are enough d-bags on here for that shit
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
cause you just drank.
on topic. I cannot roll a joint, its true.
But I basically don't smoke flowers anymore, just extracts, so its no worries.
ca$hcropper
Active Member
Because your intaking fluids at a much faster rate than usual for one
ca$hcropper
Active Member
Thank god for a bubbler and all that BHO then huh lolcause you just drank.
on topic. I cannot roll a joint, its true.
But I basically don't smoke flowers anymore, just extracts, so its no worries.
Brick Top
New Member
If you don't like drinking alone then call up your old pal, Jack Daniels and his buddy Jimmy Beam ... and if they're busy try calling Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red. And if all else fails you, you can call up your dear Old Grand-Dad.
See, you never have to drink alone.
Matt Rize
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ca$hcropper
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Don't forget Jose!
Matt Rize
Hashmaster
I was drinking a beer called "Monkey High Five" from Bear Republic brewing company. Remember to switch to water or you will rock a hangover tomorrow.
[video=youtube;QTN1hKIZQoU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTN1hKIZQoU[/video]
best version of this joke I could find, only tells the beginning.
Brick Top
New Member
Actually I'm not much of a drinker myself. I don't puke, but I just don't enjoy it like I enjoy getting high. But the one thing I will drink now and then, and enjoy, is a little good old fashioned North Carolina Moonshine.
I'll usually pick up a gallon of it when my Yankee buddies come for a visit and watch them get totally obliterated. It's funny as Hell. The next morning is like the morning after scene from "The Hangover" without as much damage or a tiger or a chicken. People wake up wherever they passed out, heads pounding and feeling like the icy finger of death is on their shoulder and about all they can say is, what the fuck happened last night?
ca$hcropper
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Not sure what a girls to do, but this swinging dick here is off to bed goodnight RIU
Urca
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goodnighgt swinging dick. when i finish y bberr ill be copying you,