i have a structured settlement but need cash now.

how bouncy do you prefer your carrots to be?


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Call jg Wentworth . Its your money use it when YOU NEED IT.

This brings a very bad TV commercial to mind. But I felt it was important for me to post that I have absolutely no fucking clue! :)

duh, call jg wentworth...

damn, i had it right first guess, but didn't trust my gut and had to google it, and everyone else chimed in with the same thing, lol.. that's what i get for not trusting my gut instinct i guess.. :(
 
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Usually when I need cash I catch rabbits and sell them carrots and then I sell the rabbits that I sold the carrots to, down the way to the hippopotamus. The carrots cost $2. I get $3 a rabbit. One time I caught 37 rabbits with nothing more than a turtle. Most of the time I just blow it all on rabbit hotpot. I don't eat the erection though.
 
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