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Lounge

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I once...punched my best friend as hard as I could to knock him out, so he wouldnt drive drunk.
After that didnt work I called the cops on him. They found his fake ID, and also his weed and they gave him charges for that shit.
As much as I tried to convice myself I did it for his safety, I still felt really bad about it.

I once tripped shrooms last friday. I was having a good time until another guy full over, and hit his head. I hallucinated in my mind, and he died infront of me. My somber friend was really scared. I could not help my friend, because I did not understand reality at that moment, from the drugs.
Later, when the shrooms wore off, I had a heart-to-heart with my friend, about a time when I called the cops on him. We're better friends now than before.

LOUNGE; being fucked up has a way of bringing clarity when you're sober.
 
pandabear

pandabear

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i once went to my nieghbors house who lives in his parents garage. Right before my hand hit the door to knock, the door flew open and all i got was a quik glimse of what looked like a penis right before i was pissed on.:roll:



long story short, if your goin to my nieghbors house, make sure he aint pissin out the door when u about to knock.:spew:
 
pandabear

pandabear

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i once was sucker punched by a racist black guy at a party. hit me 4 times in the face before I even had time to stand up. after i stood up I tackled him down ontop of big glass table, when they immidiatly pulled me off him. I still owe that fucker an ass beatin.
 
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Lounge

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I once...was chillin at this culdesac in this new neighborohood in the countryside. As I'm chillin, this hunter comes out of the woods, with a big hunting rifle, and tells me put my hands on my head, turn around, and get on my knees. Then he made me take everythign out of my pockets. I was really scared I was going to be shot. My lil brother was with me, and all I wanted to do was protect him.
Eventually the hunter told us to leave, and never come back.

I called the police, who said their was nothing they could do about it, even though I got the plate # off the guys truck.

LOUNGE; Still Not Loving Police.
 
pandabear

pandabear

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pandabear said:
i once was sucker punched by a racist black guy at a party. hit me 4 times in the face before I even had time to stand up. after i stood up I tackled him down ontop of big glass table, when they immidiatly pulled me off him. I still owe that fucker an ass beatin.
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this same fucker I had this engagement with was sent by a friend of mine to go pickup some coke for him, well he started running his mouth to the dealer, well one thing let to another and that fool got pistol whipped unconcious by the dealer and thrown physically out of the house. when he came to he went back to my friends house who proceeded to beat him senseless for fuckin up at his dealers home. my friend started packin after that waiting for some sort of retaliation. long story short, we never heard from him again.
 
pandabear

pandabear

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Lounge said:
I once...was chillin at this culdesac in this new neighborohood in the countryside. As I'm chillin, this hunter comes out of the woods, with a big hunting rifle, and tells me put my hands on my head, turn around, and get on my knees. Then he made me take everythign out of my pockets. I was really scared I was going to be shot. My lil brother was with me, and all I wanted to do was protect him.
Eventually the hunter told us to leave, and never come back.

I called the police, who said their was nothing they could do about it, even though I got the plate # off the guys truck.

LOUNGE; Still Not Loving Police.
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that is really fucked up, u should have called the FBI they would straighten those redneck cops out for ya
 
Erniedytn

Erniedytn

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pandabear said:
this same fucker I had this engagement with was sent by a friend of mine to go pickup some coke for him, well he started running his mouth to the dealer, well one thing let to another and that fool got pistol whipped unconcious by the dealer and thrown physically out of the house. when he came to he went back to my friends house who proceeded to beat him senseless for fuckin up at his dealers home. my friend started packin after that waiting for some sort of retaliation. long story short, we never heard from him again.
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That's Karma for his ass right there:blsmoke:
 
wax1

wax1

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I once lost my virginity to a girl much older than myself. I was 15 and she was 23. It was awesome for me at the time. The whole fling lasted about a month or so.

So is that creepy or not creepy?
 
Pizip

Pizip

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Garden Knowm said:
i once masterbated in the Sea of Cortez (Baja California).. the water was crystal clear Blue 90+ degrees. An isolated beach.... Angel fish were swirling around me along with 3-5 other species of fish I did not recognize.. as I NUTTED in the water (KAK was underwater), the fish swarmed on the semen and consumed with ferocity.... i was utterly shocked, amazed and tickled....

iloveyou
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Are you serious?
 
inbudwetrust

inbudwetrust

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I once had five touchdown catches in one game. 375 yards receiving. I once had a scholarship offer from USC taken away because I blew out my knee the second to last game of the season.
 
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stompin76

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Ethnobotanist said:
I once gave a poor man in a third world country my hat, which was new, because his was worn and ragged, and I felt it was a good thing to do. Feeling he should give me something, he gave me his old hat. I later took it off and gave it back to him because I was afraid I would get lice.

I've never felt right about that. I wished I could at least have accepted the gift gracefully, if I couldn't in the manner in which it was given. I probably made him, if only in that moment, feel wretched and low. He probably felt looked down on by others every day of his life. And for that one moment, I was the one who reminded him of it. Worse yet, he might have thought I was being extremely generous. :-|

I once broke a person's one-hitter, which was given as a gift, with the leg of my chair on accident. I lied, and said it fell off a high dresser (onto carpet, no less). They knew I was lying, and I knew I was lying, but I couldn't bear to be made the asshole (even though I was when I didn't admit to my mistake).

I once saw a man sprawled out on the pavement, in a pool of his own blood, struggling to stay alive. All I could do for him or his wife is gather his shoes, as he lay there dying.

~Ethno
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I am sure these experiences lay heavily upon you. However, I am envious of you for having had these experiences. These were things you were meant to learn in this lifetime. You obviously have learned them well.

One step closer to Enlightenment. :)

Cassie
 
Lacy

Lacy

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Aww Lumberjack!!!! :cry:
Oh gosh! thats so sad!
I don't even know what to say.:?
lumberjack_ian said:
i once got a girl pregnant... was going to keep the kid... but lost it 7 months into the pregnancy... genetic defects...


nothing in my life has ever affected me like that did

i miss my daughter to this day (i thank god i got to hold her just once...)
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oneyearorange

oneyearorange

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I once overdosed on heroin and died for about five minutes until my girlfriend at the time rolled my dead pale blue body over and brought me back to life.

I once quit doing heroin for good.

I once started doing heroin again after I had quit for good.

I once quit doing heroin for good again.
 
CALIGROWN

CALIGROWN

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I once shot a man while my friend laid under me for cover..after I killed him defending my team's safety a rush came over me. For a moment I felt euphoric knowing i saved my friend's life. Only to look and and find that he had expired during the battle. Makes you think how life works sometimes. R.I.P. Dustin Sanders
 
aattocchi

aattocchi

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I put my lips to a capped 56 pound nitrious oxide tank and opend the valve. It shot some liquid in my mouth that gave me instant frost bite. Looked like I had herpies for 3 weeks. Boy, did I stop rollin, LMFAO now not then.

I also chewed on a glow stick one time and got that shit in my eyes when I was on like 7 gold geltabs, looked kinda cool for a second then my face felt like it was on fire. Needless to say I was at the sink that night, oh the sweet visine.
 
bwinn27

bwinn27

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i once punched my dad because i was drunk i still feel bad and even through he doesent say it i know it still hurts him too
 
bwinn27

bwinn27

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i once had a bad drug addiction that made me lose everything and im finaly back. never used a needle. but everything else
 
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