If you could feed any RIU member who would it be

chewberto said:
I would fart on nether regions throat for dinner, after a nap of course, I'm not some sicko!
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You would fart on my neck? WTF does that even mean? Funny you say that though, about 20 years ago four friends and I were deported from an Asian country for farting on a bus. I had horrible gas from the food we were eating and the alcohol I drank too much of the night before. People were getting angry. It was putrid. The locals were talking amongst themselves. Their chatter soon turned to loud screaming "BUNG NOW!" type shit. We were laughing hysterically at this point which seemed to make them even madder. Everyone was looking at me and screaming at me, but some of it was NOT me so I was getting mad and laughing too. It was pretty disgusting, and when of of the girls in our group puked in the walk way, the bus driver pulled over and made us get out. About an hour later some uniformed guys showed up in a box truck and took us to the airport. I don't know how much of it was because I was the only black man for a hundred miles, or the bus people were just that angry. On the plane home, the other girl in the group confessed that she too was dropping bombs. We were howling and told to calm down on the plane so many times I thought they might just hand us some parachutes and toss us out.
 
I like to cook and bake. I would make a big pot of homemade chicken and dumplings, Dessert would be my from scratch carrot cake. Drinks would be shine, you bring what you want to mix it with. Everyone would be invited, bring a little weed throw it on the community pile and I would show you all how us hillbillies do it.
 
billhilly said:
I like to cook and bake. I would make a big pot of homemade chicken and dumplings, Dessert would be my from scratch carrot cake. Drinks would be shine, you bring what you want to mix it with. Everyone would be invited, bring a little weed throw it on the community pile and I would show you all how us hillbillies do it.
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sounds good BH. when's chow time?:) making homemade cornbread today.
 
I'm feeding myself right now. Everywhere I go people feed me. Yesterday I was fed a ham and cheese for lunch and then somewhere else I was given homemade lasagna. Then I had dinner! The joys of being whippet skinny! :)
 
lahadaextranjera said:
The joys of being whippet skinny! :)
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My daughter is the same way.. yesterday.. am had bowl of cereal.. then a cinnamon roll.. goes to school eats something small like a half a pita etc... comes home has left over dinner or raids fridge.. has oreo's about 3pm.. by 3:30 another cin roll.. 5pm dinner.. 7 snack.. she has a bit smaller portion then I do.. I am 6'2 265 she is 5'1 92lbs

she get it from wifey..
 
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