If You Could, What Animal Would You Be, and Why?

.. so today i ran up to the post office with my nephew to see if i had any mail in my po box, and while i was getting back into my car, i saw a cool redtailed hawk floating in the breeze, hardly moving a muscle as he circled effortlessly above my sun roof, i showed it my nephew, when he replied that he would love to be a hawk.. i had to know why, so he replied you don't really have any enemies, and your free to fly where you want..
so i thought it would make a cool thread to see what animals people would like to be if it were possible.. i always thought i'd like to be a house cat.. i know that my cat has the best of lives in my eyes, she lays around all day, gets up to eat and play, and then goes back to sleep for a few more hours.. what a life, lol..
anyone else have any ideas of what animals that they would like to be, and of course we all need to know why as well..
thanks for playing along...

House cat..get stoned on the nip and chill all day.

a spidermite or a cockroach

TigerClock said:

House cat..get stoned on the nip and chill all day.

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yah, i think that house cat's are awesome.. and lead such a great lifestyle..

I would be a cock. A very large cock. So I could win all my cock fights.

a motherfucking ostrich so i could kick you and your nephew to death for thinking about then posting dumb shit.

thedoc08 said:

a motherfucking ostrich so i could kick you and your nephew to death for thinking about then posting dumb shit.

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very nice doc.. very nice..

Thank you, it was poetic and thought out.

yah, wasn't that iambic pentameter??

I'ld be amotherfucking LIGER!!!

worm5376 said:

I'ld be amotherfucking LIGER!!!

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i can't help but to think of napolean dynamite with that one worm, lol... nice...

worm5376 said:

I'ld be amotherfucking LIGER!!!

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and as soon as i saw your name on the response, i would have sworn you would have said a worm... show's how well you know someone...

a budgie

[video=youtube;L11Ezo6Z7ME]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L11Ezo6Z7ME[/video]

i just want to experience what goes through that brain....amazing little creatures
or maybe a octopus or a cuttlefish...might be neat having my esophagus run directly through the center of my brain...a mammal could never hope to imagine how those devils think

[video=youtube;jN99Kx_ghC8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN99Kx_ghC8[/video]

Stereotypes ... don't make me bust out ny old pic of the worm from labrynth!!!

racerboy71 said:

and as soon as i saw your name on the response, i would have sworn you would have said a worm... show's how well you know someone...

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worm5376 said:

Stereotypes ... don't make me bust out ny old pic of the worm from labrynth!!!

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you are very correct mr worm, lol.. i love the geno's avatar being from around the way, in an out of way way, lol....

I think I'd like to be a dog. I know my dog has the best life ever. all she dose is eat, sleep, and get high with me. Thats the life right there

I can't believe someone knew it was geno steaks. How do you take yours? Extra meat wiff wizz and onions??

racerboy71 said:

you are very correct mr worm, lol.. i love the geno's avatar being from around the way, in an out of way way, lol....

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fried onions. Love Geno's. And there is no mistaking that neo sign

worm5376 said:

I can't believe someone knew it was geno steaks. How do you take yours? Extra meat wiff wizz and onions??

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spot on, lol... and who doesn't recognize geno's sign?? anyone from around the philly area has to have that sign etched in their memory..

Just remember to speak clearly in english or they will not serve you!!!