Hi, Inhale. I made this for you.
That's right. When FemCult goes up, all you hungry journal readers will get all the details I leave to the imagination here. Plus I'll go into overarching theories of hydroponics. Because it helps to have a grasp of it on a broader conceptual level before you start cutting up totes and buying water pumps. Read my website. I'll tell you EXACTLY what to do, but more importantly I'll tell you why you're doing it. Don't fuck around and waste your power on a fucked up grow. Read FemCult. You will do it.
And holy Shit! How could I almost forget? HOT NAKED GIRLS smoking weed, talking about weed, and giving grow tips in the nude! Now what else do you need? And even if it is really Jin's tips and the girls are reading off a script, does it really matter? At least this way, you know the Emerald Goddess is giving you good info.
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Oh! And I'm thinking about devoting an entire section to soil vs. hydro. Maybe I'll feature an experienced soiler against me or another hydro grower. At the end of the grows, the featured Emerald Goddess will smoke it and decide..."SOIL OR HYDRO?" Whoo Hoo! Stirrin' up shit! Yeah!
Oh, and I'm gonna talk so much shit about Arjan on there, after I get a certain amount of hits, someone's gonna tell him about me. Hee hee. I imagine his goons swooping down in a helicopter shooting a machine gun at me as I try to escape in a convertible sports car.
Cruising this site and even getting into flame wars has given me so many great ideas for site content. I mean, the hilarity of flush/no-flush alone...