Make sure you have enough TP

I've been drinking this shit mix Golytely, I think it has the taste and texture of a glass of human sweat, for about 3 hours, supposed to drink a gallon in 2, I'm barely half way though. Anyways, I'm high, I'm getting to the point where I'm pissing out my asshole, and now, I have less than 1/4 roll of TP left in the house. I'm fucked.

wtf is golytely? i hate pissin out my ass.

Justin,,

You're drinking a liquid that is suppose to make you HIGH.. but it requires you to drink 1 gallon ? are you fooking nutz? and now you are pissing out your ass hole.. and you are still drinking this STUFF..

bro bro bro

you're killing ME!!!

iloveyou

dude, wtf?

its a laxative for my procedure tomorrow. gotta have my insides clean enough to eat off of.

i dont care what you drink im not eating anything out of your ass. lol

Man that really sucks, I hate watery shit it always splashes your cheeks.
....dont wipe too much or too hard your asshole will bleed

I had to take that stuff once. Wish I was high when I did it! How did the procedure go?

nowstopwhining said:

Man that really sucks, I hate watery shit it always splashes your cheeks.
....dont wipe too much or too hard your asshole will bleed

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DAB dont wipe

CannaMama said:

I had to take that stuff once. Wish I was high when I did it! How did the procedure go?

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I'll find out after the holidays. I still have red marks from where I ripped the probes off yesterday. I had a mild allergic reaction to the adhesive, it itiched all day long. Haha, oh well