My girlfriend's cats

gioua

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Cats are fucking dumb useless creatures. So full of themselves. I hate em.
I like to look at cats like this...

were the idiots who go AHHHHHHHHH... HOW CUTE... and it's the cat who says Bugger off you shit...

it's logical to assume cats hate being cute.. and to show you how uncute they are they ignore the cute lovers.. and haters and those who are indifferent..

there are a few cats who dont have this built in FU attitude and want to be played with and enjoy company.....

I did thoroughly enjoy watching my dogs chew on a ham bone I gave them last night..
 

Hepheastus420

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Cats are fucking dumb useless creatures. So full of themselves. I hate em.
Snakes are pretty useless, but they're cool to look at. Same with cats.

But I'll admit some cats are more intelligent and less stuck up than others. I recently learned the can sit on command. wtf?!
 

gioua

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My older bro had a Siamese mix that would play fetch.. but only with a tinfoil ball or a necklace like chain.

then again we also had a cat who would only pee on cars... so...
 

ClaytonBigsby

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WHAT?!?!?!? Cats are mini lions and tigers. They f'in rock! I have dogs and cats. They are both cool in their own way. Cats know if you don't like them, and they're like "f you". Mine come when I call them, sleep next to me, talk to me. Cool, man.
 
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