Now Wait A Cotton Picking Minute

never look down on somebody unless you plan on helping them up

"sweatin like a fat lass at a disco"

"two days older than grass"

"if i wanted to hear an arsehole i would have farted"

"she got a fanny like a bear trappers hat"

theres a few more that'll come to me when i'm not smashed

Sitting in the cat bird seat.
You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar

you want a knuckle sandwich?

I'll knock your dick in the dirt,
Their will be two hits, me hitting you and you hitting the floor.

"I'll knock you into the middle of next week." OR "You know what this means? ::shaking fist at me:: It means HOSPITAL."

I'll kick your ass into a mud-hole, and stomp it dry.

I'll come at ya like a bat out of hell.....

A little dab will do ya

£1 for a gallon of petrol thats daylight robbery

beardo said:

A little dab will do ya

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hahaaaaaaa

want in one hand and shit in the other......
oh wait, the mother of all lost sayings..........Just say no! give it up for betty ford!
Err was that nancy that came up with that ? oh well same difference.

not a snow balls chance in hell

"madder than a wet hen"

Right as rain