Objective Sexual(s)

Michael Sparks

Michael Sparks

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So I am watching the National Geographic channel, just came to know and understand what an objective sexual is, (someone that has a relationship with in an inanimate object) anyone have any opinions upon this topic.. I am curious if any RIU member have some objective sexual relationships, also what makes someone seek love and companionship with something that is not able to reciprocate such emotions and feeling.
 
Dankster4Life

Dankster4Life

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Was this with the lady that was in love with a building?

I thought it came on tomorrow.........fuck the ole lady is gonna give me shit.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Thanks Michael!!
(do not use Ben-Gay) for the above Icy Hot and Tiger Balm "application" ... pecker slicker
cn
 
Michael Sparks

Michael Sparks

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Your welcome CN, every time I see it, I get a good laugh inside, Yeah whilst in the Army we used to dare guys and some willing girls to do half wit crazy shit.. good times and fond memories.
 
zvuv

zvuv

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I have to confess that I too once experienced a Bonfire of the Balls.

At 2am I woke up with a persistent itchy spot on my scrotum. The tube was labeled Anagelsic Cream. I put a tiny drop on the offending area and then read the small print while waiting for it to take effect: active ingredient - Capsaicin. The pain was transcendental. I couldn't draw breath much less scream. My scrotum shrank down to a hard knot and tried to crawl up into my abdomen. All I could manage was this mewling sound like a kitten. Then after about 10 minutes, it suddenly stopped. Completely! And whaddya know? The itch was gone!

My gf refers to this as 'The time I decided to put hot sauce on my balls'
 
Sara Saw It

Sara Saw It

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zvuv said:
I have to confess that I too once experienced a Bonfire of the Balls.

At 2am I woke up with a persistent itchy spot on my scrotum. The tube was labeled Anagelsic Cream. I put a tiny drop on the offending area and then read the small print while waiting for it to take effect: active ingredient - Capsaicin. The pain was transcendental. I couldn't draw breath much less scream. My scrotum shrank down to a hard knot and tried to crawl up into my abdomen. All I could manage was this mewling sound like a kitten. Then after about 10 minutes, it suddenly stopped. Completely! And whaddya know? The itch was gone!

My gf refers to this as 'The time I decided to put hot sauce on my balls'
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Well see, it worked after all.


In regards to the OP....
IMO, object sexuals are in need of some humansexual sex. Sex with a wall? C'mon. At least pic an animal or a plant. Hmmm. Are there any object sexuals on RIU in love with their plants? Now that could be another good question.
 
Michael Sparks

Michael Sparks

Active Member
zvuv said:
I have to confess that I too once experienced a Bonfire of the Balls.

At 2am I woke up with a persistent itchy spot on my scrotum. The tube was labeled Anagelsic Cream. I put a tiny drop on the offending area and then read the small print while waiting for it to take effect: active ingredient - Capsaicin. The pain was transcendental. I couldn't draw breath much less scream. My scrotum shrank down to a hard knot and tried to crawl up into my abdomen. All I could manage was this mewling sound like a kitten. Then after about 10 minutes, it suddenly stopped. Completely! And whaddya know? The itch was gone!

My gf refers to this as 'The time I decided to put hot sauce on my balls'
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The biggest difference with what I was dared to do was to bust a nut using tigerbalm... so it was intense to say the least.

I imagined the mewing like a kitten, made me bust out laughing... Rep 4 u man
 
Sara Saw It

Sara Saw It

Active Member
I'm a woman.

And based on Shannon's comment - I thought he was a gentleman. :) But Shannon can be either a male or female name. And I realize that this Shannon is a male.
 
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