I'm about to go stark raving MAD! Has anyone ever had to deal with an infestation of fruit flies? During the summer we had some fruit that was a little ripe (making jam) and had to throw them out due to fruit flies. Now I can't get rid of them. I've tried everything under the sun. Flytraps, flying insect spray (don't try this, it just pisses them off), I even bought fruit fly traps that are designed JUST for fruit flies. They just laughed at them. I searched high and low on the internet and tried every method recommended from experts to village idiots. To no avail. I am stumped. I have poured bleach down all the drains, boiling water, sulfuric acid, yellow cake uranium (just makes your sink glow at night plus I don't have to shave anymore. The hair just falls off). I shampooed and vacuumed all the rugs. I've cleaned this house from top to bottom. THEY'RE STILL HERE.
Has anyone on here ever successfully eradicated fruit flies in their lifetime? Please tell me how. I'm at my wit's end.
My next step is burning the house down and dancing naked around the conflagration. Help?
