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Fungus Gnat
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War for the facebook generation.
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Dr. Cannabliss
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pretty messed up pic but I found it hilarious, goodbye childhood!
Dirty Harry
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That is a man with a serious drinking problem.
Fungus Gnat
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eye exaggerate
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...intelligent design
Bakatare666
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mysunnyboy
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^she needs to have a lesson on how to use a razor 
Fungus Gnat
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mike.hotel
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My contribution.
curious old fart
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California:
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a
nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then
bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects
upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the
coyote is only doing what is natural.
1. He calls animal control Animal Control captures the coyote and bills
the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
2. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases.
3. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
4. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of
dangerous animals.
5. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
6. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the
world.
7. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.
8. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
additional special training re: the nature of coyotes..
9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit
against the State.
TEXAS:
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and
keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 hollow point
cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
cof
Fungus Gnat
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Governor of texas more likely to do this:
TEXAS:
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and
keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 hollow point
cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
cof
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