putting shit in different spots

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timeismoney1

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Like i put my keys in the garbage and the garbage where i put my keys

Just 10 min ago i was making a pbnj and i put the peanutbutter jar in the sink instead of knife. Im totally sober but pretty sure my brain is fried a tad. You have any?
 
My mother does stuff like that all the time. She also says 'thingie' in place of words she cannot remember without noticing. I just laugh at her and say she smoked too much pot, but she's running a film production company now so I can't diss her for being a little ditzy with her success.
 
i always leave the tv clicker in the freezer or fridge when i go to get snacks during commercials. i've put microwave popcorn (that i intended to eat) into the fridge and walked away. i've also attempted to plug my phone into the electric razor cord, but in my defense it was the butt crack of dawn and i didn't have my coffee yet.
 
aptFarmer said:
I always have those "where the HELL did I put my lighter?!" (or keys) and they're in my hand. idiot haha
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Ah, that one's a bit of an injoke with me and friends. Especially after a trip to Amsterdam where we were literally rolling up every 5 minutes. So every five minutes I'd go to finish rolling a joint and everyone would just hear

"WHERE'S MY ROACH!"

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"Oh, there it is ^^"
 
I do that often, whether i am stoned or not and did it before I started smoking, so ...think it is a little adult add...or rather normal adult brain misfunction...lol
 
I once, like envisioned swallowing my lighter, so then when I couldn't find it I was like OMG did I really swallow it? So, I turned to my friend and told him I needed to ask him a serious question and he couldn't laugh, and I says to him, "do you think it is possible for a normal human being to swallow a lighter?" and he was like "what?, Wait! did you just ask if you swallowed your lighter?!" So I explained that while I was pretty sure it was impossible I was thinking about it and then bam where did my lighter go? lol
 
I always do shit like that, I was eating a box of nerds and getting ready to roll a joint...I dumped the nerds in the rolling tray instead the bud, grabbed the siccors and was like WTF?!!
or I'll find the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the cubboard
 
timeismoney1 said:
Shaving creme is god aweful nasty at least the barbasol brand is
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when i was a kid i used to eat shaving cream. it reminded me of my play foam soap for the bathtub (i ate that stuff out of the can like whipped cream). i remember it being quite delicious and tingly.

back to the thread.
 
Whenever I lose a book I was reading my first place of call is the microwave and then the fridge... if it's not in those places I give it up for lost...
 
Happens all the time when I'm tired put leftovers in the cabinet instead of the fridge more than once and lose things in my hand all the time
 
One time I was on my cell phone walking through a parking lot and I ALWAYS have my phone in my pocket.. So I patted my pocket to make sure it was still there and then I was immediately like WHAT THE FUCK.. WHERES MY FUCKING PHONE.., and my fiancé on the other line is like "your so fucking stupid"... I laughed so hard I couldn't even go into the store I was walking too
 
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