Question About Anal Sex

Soooo.... i keep seeing people say fucking a chick in the ass is gay or practicing for boys n shit, #1 there are few things you can do with a female that are gay besides sucking a dick, or shopping with a woman while saying OMG (saying the actual words or spelling it aloud) while smiling and waving with 2 hands ^_^ , #2 if sticking it in a woman's ass is gay cause that's how Homosexual intercourse is performed then wouldn't getting blown pose the same gayness? That's like saying everyone's mom is a pedophile for breast feeding, or kissing you goodnight or good bye and if ur a dad hope u didn't say u have a beautiful baby or ull forever burn in hell and blah blah blah because everythings not only connected but the same. Homophobes = Closet fags
 
ChronicTron said:
Soooo.... i keep seeing people say fucking a chick in the ass is gay or practicing for boys n shit, #1 there are few things you can do with a female that are gay besides sucking a dick, or shopping with a woman while saying OMG (saying the actual words or spelling it aloud) while smiling and waving with 2 hands ^_^ , #2 if sticking it in a woman's ass is gay cause that's how Homosexual intercourse is performed then wouldn't getting blown pose the same gayness? That's like saying everyone's mom is a pedophile for breast feeding, or kissing you goodnight or good bye and if ur a dad hope u didn't say u have a beautiful baby or ull forever burn in hell and blah blah blah because everythings not only connected but the same. Homophobes = Closet fags
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I guess also giving a rim job would be gay to, also orally stimulating her clitoris would be be gay to cause it is a mini penis, but bigger then justin Biebers penis.
 
Butt sex is overrated. It seems like an awesome idea until you actually do it. When I was a teenager I would bring it up to my gf at the time. After awhile, just to shut me up, she let me do it. Twice actually. It was ok I guess, but not all it's cracked up to be.
 
sonar said:
Butt sex is overrated. It seems like an awesome idea until you actually do it. When I was a teenager I would bring it up to my gf at the time. After awhile, just to shut me up, she let me do it. Twice actually. It was ok I guess, but not all it's cracked up to be.
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lol your not doing it right then.......... i have seen a woman cry from sheer pleasure from an 'anal orgasm' tears of joy...
 
my girl wanted to do it when we first started dating but I was like naa, the idiot I was now I try it and she refuses, one time I got in it like an inch and she litterally started crying saying i ripped her ass..
 
oh lord, been down this road a couple times with several girlfriends....

Some love it, some hate it, some do it just for you...

I have learned to give her control of my cock- I tell her in her ear to grab my cock and play with it down there and that it turns me on..., like its her dildo... this will turn her on big time and she will, then you can feel where she moves it to. When you pound her...make sure to slam your balls against her butthole- grab her ass firmly and take that dominant roll- eventually she will want more....but

several things to follow here.
  1. Patience
  2. Plan it-the forbidden stink bomb could occur....LOLZ! not cool if it does!- Plan it preferbly with her, so she knows wtf she ate and when she ate last... Only she knows if your poker is going to run into something or not...lolz- definately don't want it after she sucked down that giant plate of nachos and beer yesterday, followed by some kind of dietary supplement fiber bar for a snack...or some candy and soda... uhhhhgg !!!- what happens when you eat some candy and suck down a soda?? you become a farting fuckin machine and she does too!
  3. She needs to have a want to do this, if she isn't into pain or anything freaky like sado, you are probably out of luck.
  4. You could however- introduce a small toy into bed that is smaller than you and play with that shit a little- see where it goes, maybe in you! LOLZ!
  5. You could also get a book for her to read that interests her in sexual fantasy remotely, as in get a romance novel that is known to heat things up, go to barnes and noble and ask an older librarian lady for a hot romance novel for your wife to help heat things up, a little embarrassing but not as bad as the forbidden stink accident embarrassing!
  6. Give her a day of pamper- nails, toes, massage, flowers, toss her salad, eat her snatch till she screams then get up and walk away saying you were pleasured plenty off that and that did it for you!
  7. Buy some costumes! they can be fun and can teach "fantasy" roles
  8. Achem!, Anal eaze... Anal lube... bring something, don't just spit on it! you can buy some many types of lubes and shit- buy something for her that also has a numbing sensation- this might trigger her to take it...!
  9. Go get a chick that is into piercings- face, nipples, eyebrows, into tats..., this usually goes hand in hand- they like surprising weird stuff and to be caught off guard
Hope this helps your journey down the hersey highway grasshoppa! >x<:hump:
 
IAm5toned said:
lol your not doing it right then.......... i have seen a woman cry from sheer pleasure from an 'anal orgasm' tears of joy...
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Iamstoned is right! I you take your time and prep her properly and you two can achieve some great sex to where she's begging for it some more. If you have her bent over reach around and play with her clit, kiss her neck, make the moment very passionate and that will keep her cumming back for more:)
 
Get her nice and drunk.
But dont force it on her.
It has to be fun for both of you.
Maybe she's not into anal at all. Some girls are, some girls arent.
 
Heshyyyy said:
hahaha noooo never that, just tryin to get the experience
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Done it quite a few time with about 3 dif girls. The first one was my gf at the time.....she was a fucking whore and took me all of about 10 seconds to convince her. Second girl I just kinda pulled it outta her puss and she knew what was up lol. It's pretty cool ha except for the occasional small piece of shit on your german helmet or the occasional loud ass/stank ass fart hahaha. A lot like a queef but much worse lol. Other than that you should peep that.....just dont look at your dick afterwards haha. Peace
 
Heshyyyy said:
how do i get this girl to get butt fuckked, i keep telling her that i want to give it to her in the butt but she keeps perking about it, she loves to fuck but wont take it in the butt!!!! what could i do
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u could be like girl i'll let u hit me off there first and then i will hit u back. :sad:
 
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