questions about harvesting

LOL Total dry weight in on cactus-mutant *drum roll*.............................................= 1.18 grams

im aiming higher cuz! looks like each one of the bud sites will be .3-.4 wet..which means what .2 dry?

i have a lot of bud sights..maybe ill get a slice of an ounce?

last single bud I chopped and weighed individually was 18g and after drying, not counting curing was 8.3g
Do the math. 55% water weight lost just drying alone.

bmeat said:

seriously, chill the fuck out with my location. youre more arrogant than i am

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You are a precious child. It sounds like you are a bit cranky and need a snack.

bmeat said:

i got it on the scale. its almost .3 wet..well see what it weighs tonight when i smoke it. also will provide a smoke report. that means each bud site will almost be a half gram wet, which would last me a bit.

and IM SORRY shim. im not posting anything that is entierly wrong, or posting wrong info on purpose just to piss you off. im trying to learn and discuss, trial and error.

you have to admit, what i post makes you go read more and makes you that much more knowledgeable, trying to prove me wrong. in all, its a win win situation, no?

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How did I miss this post?

1. I can not wait for the smoke report. I want some sort of RS feed or something to let me know when that is dropped. I am 17% chubb just at the thought of reading this smoke report.

B. Win-win. Ho Lee shit. No one is looking anything up to counter your insane ideas. Do you honestly think I googled, "humans created hermaphrodites"? I didn't, because the the idea is so radically stupid. I did not reinforce any ideas that you were wrong about, I just had my faith in humanity hurt by your incredible stupidity. That is not win win.

bmeat said:

im aiming higher cuz! looks like each one of the bud sites will be .3-.4 wet..which means what .2 dry?

i have a lot of bud sights..maybe ill get a slice of an ounce?

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VERY small slice.View attachment 2502319

Trousers said:

B. Win-win. Ho Lee shit. No one is looking anything up to counter your insane ideas.That is not win win.

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Win/bore, or win/ irritate?
Maybe win/ amuse for a quick minute.............

Ha aha....this is still goin on

Spend your money on weed not trying to grow weed, bmeat, you will be so much more medicated...it'll be good for you!

about to try my little sample out. it went from a .3 to a .15 just today in a brown paper bag.

swow..what a beautiful smell. so sweet when i broke it up, almost wanted to eat it.

i used the bowl cause i knew it wouldnt stay lit in a paper. didnt burn nicely cause it was stick wet..duh

the smoke was a lot more mild and smooth than i thought it would be..no coughing at all

not super ripped..but i think im climbing haha

no other smell but sweet, and no other taste but mild nothingness

bmeat said:

i got it on the scale. its almost .3 wet..well see what it weighs tonight when i smoke it. also will provide a smoke report. that means each bud site will almost be a half gram wet, which would last me a bit.

and IM SORRY shim. im not posting anything that is entierly wrong, or posting wrong info on purpose just to piss you off. im trying to learn and discuss, trial and error.

you have to admit, what i post makes you go read more and makes you that much more knowledgeable, trying to prove me wrong. in all, its a win win situation, no?

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First of all the leaves are gonna taste like shit. You are gonna hurt your throat and maybe get a headache. Second of all, you have maybe .1 gram (including the leaf) once it dries. Marijuana is mostly water. You will be lucky to pull 2 grams off the plant.

28 grams in an ounce, so you will have less than a tenth of an ounce. about 15 bucks worth of weed.

You spent more on nutes and lighting then your plant is giving back.

Third, how is 2 grams gonna last you a while?

nah we call a slice an 8th. i was hoping to pull an 8th..lol

Flaming Pie said:

how is 2 grams gonna last you a while?

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Sounds like a cheap date.
Or is that just a lightweight?

mr2shim said:

Honestly if the cops were watching this they'd have no trouble finding you.

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Why would they want to. I doubt if it's illegal to "Attempt to grow a plant kind of resembling MJ". Maybe his jurisdiction has laws against cruelty to plants, that one would stick.

1.5 oz harvest (dry weight ) from my first plant, it took up 2x2 foot area.


<<< that was my sample buds I pulled early.

I don't understand why you want to germinate so many seeds in solo cups to get the same yield one normal plant would get you in a 3 gallon pot.

Waste of seeds.

He's helping support seed banks.
Correction-Mommy is helping support seed banks.

i have not purchased from a seed bank yet..i am too scared to.

i tried to get some a train seeds from trousers..but he wouldnt.

all my seeds are from family at g.c. most i ever paid was 10 for 3 acid seeds and a glass jar

im dissapointed in quality. when i saw all those crystals..i was expecting a lot more

i read drying and curing will increase potency..lets hope so

bmeat said:

i have not purchased from a seed bank yet..i am too scared to.

i tried to get some a train seeds from trousers..but he wouldnt.

all my seeds are from family at g.c. most i ever paid was 10 for 3 acid seeds and a glass jar

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I'll send ya some seeds..........View attachment 2502823
And I'll bet ya didn't know you were being taped when you crashed, did ya.View attachment 2502825
And you need to quit getting so mad when shit like that happens.View attachment 2502826