Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Big_Lou]

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bottom round 9 hrs. on low, time to eat

This is from Saturday night....I'd gladly swap some for a slab of roast...

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Bobs Ms. Universe picks:

Top 3 in no particular order (they've yet to do the "how well can she take a dick" portion)

Miss Mexico
Miss Thailand (I'm pretty sure she's a ms.)
Miss phillippines

 

[srh88]

 

[StonedFarmer]

I am slow cooking a chicken in a few and going to drink many a pintsof wine. .

Nomore coffee cups I am moving on up in the world

 

[neosapien]

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bottom round 9 hrs. on low, time to eat

What a coincidence! My local grocer had bottom round on sale bogo this week. I'm gonna roast one of those bitches tomorrow.

 

[Singlemalt]

Didn't have my phone with me so no pics, but a flight of six AH-64 Apaches just flew over the ranch at around 1000ft heading to Fort Hunter-Ligget. Loud and clear; could see the rotary cannons and rocket nacelles

 

[Gary Goodson]

lol my heart skipped a beat at the thought of no bacon.

 

[StonedFarmer]

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lol my heart skipped a beat at the thought of no bacon.

LoL no doubt

 

[StonedFarmer]

Iam 1 45 min nap in today.

Going for the cat nap of the year after thia 40 anda few tokes.

I will clean more after. ((chugs beer, while heating nail)))

 

[LoneStone]

does anyone else wonder if the hot curly haired woman from arcade fire has a big hairy crazy French bush or so bare and spit shined that you can see your reflection? watching Austin city Limits and that's on my mind

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[StonedFarmer]

If it seems like work,count me out.

I just came for the coffee and cookies. No cookies and I am complaining.

Thanks in advance

 

[neosapien]

Marriage is really just yelling "what?" from different rooms day after day until one of you dies.

 

[qwizoking]

Xanaxc
Cocainee
And codiene

Suck my dick with your "banned words"

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[StonedFarmer]

I'm just over here mixing a drink when meowzor jumps up and starts sippin my drank.

Meowzors didn't want me drinking alone <3

 

[StonedFarmer]

punk music was okie I guess/

I had a verbal quick verbal dispute with me <3

feeling salty, kinda drunk, can't believe its not sunday

needs more music in my life, but it is too cold to go to the jams. what do?


she smellin like mangos nd shit don't know why I had to act a dick

((poor a beer((

 

[abe supercro]

...my dick with your "banned words"

Weird, so xanaxxx IS a "banned word", but not cocaine, crack, hero, heroine, heroin, cunt, cock and vajayjay.

Why is this?

 

[StonedFarmer]

Weird, so xanaxxx IS a "banned word", but not cocaine, crack, hero, heroine, heroin, cunt, cock and vajayjay.

Why is this?

there is no banned words, you both need to lay off the juice.

I see no infractions for my sayings or postings of crack cocaine or any other apparent banned words.

gimme a break you both on that crissy?