Metasynth
Well-Known Member
sorry to hear that
random things i google while high
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um, because they're 5x larger in size?
qwizoking
Well-Known Member
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_lighting
Lol I can't believe that's a wiki
In May 2000, a U.S. patent was issued for a "Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly", a product that would allow one's "colonic gases" to be stored for later ignition to "fire the missile into space." Lol I hope its true
Lol I can't believe that's a wiki
In May 2000, a U.S. patent was issued for a "Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly", a product that would allow one's "colonic gases" to be stored for later ignition to "fire the missile into space." Lol I hope its true
i can curl my tongue, but i could never do vulcan "live long and prosper"I've tried this numerous times and can never get ignition.. talk about a life fail, kinda like not being able to curl my tongue ..
[video=youtube;Iu1qa8N2ID0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu1qa8N2ID0[/video]
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
Another thing to add to my can't do list..
i couldn't resist
[video=youtube;xmQwbWMgpBs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmQwbWMgpBs&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube. com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DxmQwbWMgpBs&has_verified=1[/video]
ClaytonBigsby
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Racer, just stop trying to light your flatus. If you don;t have enough force to do it now, it sounds like you will just eventually light the gas as it slowly rises up, and singe your nutsack. Nobody needs a burned bag.
ClaytonBigsby
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I like the way she looks around for approval, then just before the camera cuts, you can see the shame on her face.
And the dude in the background looks like Chester (the molester). Two dudes running cameras?!? Seems some othe shit was going down in that shoot.
gotta get the methane chemistry just rightOh hell yeah meta.. I got the lighter all up in my arse seconds before that sweet release .. any closer and I think I'd be setting fire to my intestines..
I'll look into more veggies..
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
Yeah I've long since given up on it after many a failed attempt my ego couldn't take another hit so now my lighters are used strictly for cig and weed lighting only..
yeah, it can't be floater/dribbler methane..it has to have volusity..try a bag/bowl of popcorn
[video=youtube;LK4XyyawsuI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK4XyyawsuI[/video]
ClaytonBigsby
Well-Known Member
"Dribbler" lol. Can you imagine, and I'm sure it has happened, someone trying so hard they spray and actually put the lighter out?
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
My luck I'd end up sharting all over myself and still not get lift off..yeah, it can't be floater/dribbler methane..it has to have volusity..try a bag/bowl of popcorn
mr sunshine
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Fuck i googled mr sunshine riu and the only thing that comes up are the posts that would piss my gf off.lmfao thats some dirty shit google, mutherfuckers picked the two things out of all the fucken shit i ever said on here that would make me look like a dick! Lol i love it i want to work for Google im good at being an asshole!
vacpurge
New Member
nice find, I noticed that too. what a stupid cunt. if only she knew how god damn retarded she looked doing that.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
Damn talk about major turn off.. so nasty IMO..yeah, it can't be floater/dribbler methane..it has to have volusity..try a bag/bowl of popcorn
[video=youtube;LK4XyyawsuI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK4XyyawsuI[/video]
mr sunshine
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Fart porns the shit imo. Or when they shit ! Their you go google some more shit to add to your search
mr sunshine
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.........isn't there a setting on here that you can control what google picks up?
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
Yes.. it's called the log in button..