Widow Maker
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I have around 1500 points. What can I purchase with them? Looking for a nice bud grinder or maybe a new oil rig? How many flyer miles have i earned? Lmk
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mr sunshine
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1500 gets you a dick pic! Check your pm..
Commander Strax
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?[/FONT]
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?[/FONT]
Widow Maker
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Awesome list! I'm saving up for the Mexican divorce. Lol
cat of curiosity
Well-Known Member
the fuck, man, where's mine?!?
dannyboy602
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I'm saving up for an actual Mexican. The Canadians are just too damned expensive.
hempyninja309
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Canadians cant make enchiladas either.
Wait, what?
Well-Known Member
I'll take the porcelain Dalmatian
theexpress
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after 40k rep points the penguin buys u bennigans dinner 
uh excuse me did you miss my inbox
cat of curiosity
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i know, right? 0.o
hempyninja309
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If you happen to make it down to Ptown in the next 18 days dinner at bennigans is on me lolafter 40k rep points the penguin buys u bennigans dinner
chewberto
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Originally Posted by mr sunshine
1500 gets you a dick pic! Check your pm..
Oh you already got it! It's just that small.
cat of curiosity
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what good is that? oh, my bad, didn't know it was yours...
OneEyedCat
Active Member
LOL,
A Tubes fan!
What do you want from life Commander?
A Tubes fan!
What do you want from life Commander?
shrxhky420
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HEY! I resemble that comment... just for that im raising my prices by 3 pesos... aha take that
SH420
Commander Strax
Well-Known Member
who doesn't love the Tubes??
OneEyedCat
Active Member
People with no sense of humor or love of music?
They are still on my play list and have been for over 30 years. I am dating myself but don't care.
clint308
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Give me some mother fucker or i will hunt you down like a bloody honey badger after a king cobra high up in the trees of Africa !