Smelling your own farts. Is it so wrong?

When I used to do tiling we were always playing fart jokes on each other. Dudes would be down grouting a floor, and I would creep up from behind, place my ass directly on the back of his neck and just let her rip.

Another funny one that one guy got all of us with. We were doing a job at a hotel and had a whole pallet of tiles in the hallway. As we're unloading tiles into each room, dude goes "holy shit there is a scorpion in here!" now the tiles were made in Arizona so it was believable. We all come running up like "where" and we lean forward to inspect the pallet, he turns around and lets the ass gas fly right at all of our face levels. Lol still every time I remember it!

thump easy said:

hahahaha lolz its sounds weird i guess lolz but armpits in jujitsue no one wants to roll with a stinky ass or armit lolz

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lol dude i like u, ur pretty funny, but now i gotta ask why u don't mind rolling around, bodies pressed tightly together, exchanging reach arounds, and lets not forget those holds lol no shaving ur armpits aint gay compared to other stuff lmfao

april said:

lol dude i like u, ur pretty funny, but now i gotta ask why u don't mind rolling around, bodies pressed tightly together, exchanging reach arounds, and lets not forget those holds lol no shaving ur armpits aint gay compared to other stuff lmfao

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well i do it cuz it comes in handy i have almost got robbed but if it wasnt for my training i would have ended up dead or beat to shit, i almost got jumped n i came out alright i send one guy to the hopital,. i say if someone trys to hurt me or my girl i could easly defend my self and her, what more can i say....

I've got a buddy in the Marines who shaved his armpits for as long as I can remember, IDK if he still does, but for the longest time I gave him shit about it. I've also got a buddy who naturally has no armpit hair and he has no facial hair either, known him since middle school and his face is still without hair. I REALLY give him shit cuz it's like he never hit puberty LOL he's like 5 9 150 lbs he could pass as a HS sophmore NP rofl

thump easy said:

well i do it cuz it comes in handy i have almost got robbed but if it wasnt for my training i would have ended up dead or beat to shit, i almost got jumped n i came out alright i send one guy to the hopital,. i say if someone trys to hurt me or my girl i could easly defend my self and her, what more can i say....

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Do ur opponents get rug burn? does ur lady ever call u a real prick? lmfao sorry man when i see an open door i kick that shit and jump tru
But ur awesome i only tease the ones i luv

april said:

Wait a minute, u shave ur armpits? so u swim or workout? I like my men with their natural pelt, ok gotta ask, what about ur bikini line lmfao

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If he's single my guess would be shaved slick and clean. Only married guys rock the dick-fro.

i don't desire to sit around in a fart cloud.

If you can't smell your fart; then you didn't really fart. (ghost-poopy's noisy cousin) So as men, we are required to at least attempt to confirm that a fart has indeed occurred and not just the ghost-toot phenomena. With that comes the responsibility of excusing yourself if you have indeed farted. This highlights the importance of the aforementioned nasal flatulence confirmation. I mean really who wants to apologize for a fart that they didn't actually make.

Now this whole save your pits thing. There is nothing wrong with a guy manscaping his short and curlies (pits, back, sack, crack, lawn. whatever your lady likes). It's just plain cleaner to have less hair. Less surface area for bacteria to stick to means less bacterial poo. Less bacteria poo means you stink less. I don't see what is gay about that. I married a woman who is exponentially hotter than I am and can attest that you can keep your manliness and still trim your hair.

Girls don't fart, they poot.

thump easy said:

my friends talk about farting n bed n holding there women captive under the blankets lolz i think my women hates that i think she will kick my ass if i tried it lolz.

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Thats known as a dutch oven matey

What your smelling is a particle with a positive electron causing it to float in the air. If you smell shit, it really is a solid shit particle your inhaling. I almost barfed just thinking about it. I'm the only guy I know that doesn't smell strange stuff.

Actually its methane gas,and we all know gas isnt a solid.And to op as long as you dont fan it at ur own face its allright!Imo

its good for the soul........soothing, some could say.

CEEJR said:

Farting in your vape bag then sniffing it is definitely wrong. What about sniffing your finger after wiping your ass?

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That's perfectly acceptable as a digestive health check/ wiping efficiency indicator. So long as you wash your hands right after, with soap. Jmo. cn

Mmm, i read the title to this thread and was surprised to see it wasnt started by Fin.....

guy incognito said:

I find 99% of my farts don't stink. Same with my gf. We both fart constantly. At least every hour. Rarely do we get a stinker.

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Two observations:
1) Does your gf also find that 99% of your farts don't stink? I am near-certain that she'll smell many of your "neutrals", and you'd go Eww? to ones she thought were blanks as well.

2) I have found (for myself) that there is a direct correlation between how smelly they are and how they feel coming out. the odorless ones feel like ... air. The super stinkers feel HOT. The plain stinkies feel perceptibly toasty. I call this the RGTS test (Rectal Gas Temperature Sensor built into your li'l gatekeeper). So if I'm in a store and the RGTS reports activity ... I know to saunter nonchalantly into the next aisle. Sometijmes I'll surveil the aisle I left to see how folks react to my colonic Claymore.

canna, I think you have way to much technical knowledge about flagellation...

I know near nowt about whipping. cn

Sorry people but I have a growing question I relly want answered. I'm wondering how much more growth I should see after the first sign of red hairs. It seems like there hasn't been much growth for about 4 days. They were booming before. Appreciate any help
thanks

My father in law used to say "Every dog smells his own hole".