Smelling your own farts. Is it so wrong?

LOL, I have to remember that one.

Shaggy Green said:

Yeah I hear ya! It is called a DUTCH OVEN! lol

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lmfaoo,this thread is fucken funny..

so the real question is..

which one of your girls isnt afraid to admit they like the smell of bawls =p

slightly off topic but i knew of a girl once who used to put cock in her ear!! yes she liked a cock in her ear!!!!

see ya guys.................B.


(cock-erect penis) just in case theres any farmers,chicken farmers that is,who may have thought put cockerel in ear..ive heard stories about farmers and there stock!!!

unsavoury!! believe me.

buddha webb said:

slightly off topic but i knew of a girl once who used to put cock in her ear!! yes she liked a cock in her ear!!!!

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I've always liked to stick my cock in girls ears... It really fucks with their minds.

Br() wat kind of kwestion iz dat? We r animalz i beleive mamalz right ? Wat makes us better than other animalz we find a spot and breed we fungus we no fart!

thump easy said:

well i do it cuz it comes in handy i have almost got robbed but if it wasnt for my training i would have ended up dead or beat to shit, i almost got jumped n i came out alright i send one guy to the hopital,. i say if someone trys to hurt me or my girl i could easly defend my self and her, what more can i say....

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Not against the incredible hulk.... He's too incredible.

zo0t said:

Br() wat kind of kwestion iz dat? We r animalz i beleive mamalz right ? Wat makes us better than other animalz we find a spot and breed we fungus we no fart!

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What kind of question is that? We are animals. I believe we are animals, right? What makes us better than other animals. We find a spot and breed. We fungus we no fart!

Whats with the "we fungus we no fart"? I'm pretty sure we fart.

We are definetely superior than all other living creatures (that we know of), simply because we are more intelligent. Our intelligence gives us much more benefits than a snakes venom, a hawks talons, a cougars strong legs, or a giraffes neck.. We can adapt to environment changes much more quickly than other animals. The list goes on and on... Plus we have thumbs. Of course we breed, but why belittle that just because other animals do the same? Dude, your posts suck and never have anything to do with the thread.

jonblaze420 said:

Some guy here ( I don't know if any of you guys remember ) posted in a thread about how one of his brothers in law or something would always talk shit about the weed he'd share with him.

So he took a hamster turd and told the guy it was hash and the guy took a big hit and let out an exhale of smoke that smelled like 'ASS'. He said it was 'good shit.' Ha ha.

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Lol, how the hell do you remember that? How do I remember that?

ganjames said:

I've always liked to stick my cock in girls ears... It really fucks with their minds.

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Is your nickname slim?

Hepheastus420 said:

Lol, how the hell do you remember that? How do I remember that?

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Because it was hilarious. The dude smoked shit. I also remember that story.

I'm with Thump Easy on the shaving. I have shaved my pits and sack for over a decade. Pubes get shaved with a 1/4" clipper guard, then mankinied with a shaving razor. I don't add any wax to the sack to make them shine or anything, but it is true that no hair equals way less smell. My wife got me started on it and I highly recommend it. And yes, rolling (Ju Jitsu) with a sweaty, smelly, person sucks.

Smelling your own farts is for beginners, you've got to get out there and smell the farts of strangers
Watch out for the dreaded pink eye

GD Beardo! You know someone's dropping napalm when it gives pinkeye!

That nasty bastard needs some charcoal filter underwear!

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ClaytonBigsby said:

I'm with Thump Easy on the shaving. I have shaved my pits and sack for over a decade. Pubes get shaved with a 1/4" clipper guard, then mankinied with a shaving razor. I don't add any wax to the sack to make them shine or anything, but it is true that no hair equals way less smell. My wife got me started on it and I highly recommend it. And yes, rolling (Ju Jitsu) with a sweaty, smelly, person sucks.


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there isnt anythin worse i can remember from my mma trainin then havin someones musty ass armpit hair brush across your face when you in a grapplin drill. that shit would almost make me wanna fight for real. lol i shave my pits cause of exercise and from habit. those who dont shave their pits either dont sweat that much/take showers alot/enjoy smellin like must

april said:

I wonder about this all the time, can they not smell their stinky armpits or sour feet ? lol eww

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damn wat kind of men you fucking with

April's men

Weedasaurus said:

its a primitive way of checking your health. In some cultures its a way of saying hello. Or goodbye.

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And a lot of times, it's both in one sentence!