Some women really like doggystyle

Metasynth

Metasynth

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All joking aside...the media coverage of this incident was completely unnecessary. There is no reason a bunch of stoners on RIU should even KNOW about this...
 
charface

charface

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I got kicked out of a pet store for pointing out the double standard.
They had goldfish as feeders and I told them I was buying the pretty fish to feed and they refused to sell them to me. Of course I was forced to ask why the goldfish was ok to be savaged in my tank but not the more handsome breeds. BANNED! I can no longer go there.
 
charface

charface

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Sick my duck dog? Wait??? Did I say that right??
NOOOOOOO! get off that duck! I meant suck my dick!
 
DelSlow

DelSlow

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Even though this is weird/odd, I feel like the boyfriend should have gone to a therapist or something, not the police. *shrugs*
 
dr.gonzo1

dr.gonzo1

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Woof.

Have a dig around isitnormal. Sounds like most of these girls just got out of the shower, the dog approached them and it started out that way.
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Love the way you've worded that kuroi :)

Makes it sound like the dogs strolled over with a witty chat up line and the girls just fell for his good looks and charm.

Could happen to anyone, honest.

Dogs - better at aproaching girls than I am.
 
charface

charface

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Love the way you've worded that kuroi :)

Makes it sound like the dogs strolled over with a witty chat up line and the girls just fell for his good looks and charm.

Could happen to anyone, honest.

Dogs - better at aproaching girls than I am.
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Hey baby, Could not help but notice your crotch smells like all the components of a bar of soap individually an combined. So are we doing this or what?
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Lol it does. But most likel dogs pick up on all that crazy hormonal business. There are many accounts of male dogs becoming possessive over female mates. And the smell of pussy.. They aR attracted to it like a magnet. I got jumped on a bus by a Cane Corso, which was bigger than me, standing. Just ran up to me, wagging his tail, I petted him under the jaw and shoulders as normal , he then shoved his nose up my skirt and the next minute I was pinned on the bus seat and he's licking (my face!) like crazy!
 
dr.gonzo1

dr.gonzo1

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Lol it does. But most likel dogs pick up on all that crazy hormonal business. There are many accounts of male dogs becoming possessive over female mates. And the smell of pussy.. They aR attracted to it like a magnet. I got jumped on a bus by a Cane Corso, which was bigger than me, standing. Just ran up to me, wagging his tail, I petted him under the jaw and shoulders as normal , he then shoved his nose up my skirt and the next minute I was pinned on the bus seat and he's licking (my face!) like crazy!
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Wow didnt realise that girls get unwanted attention from dogs on buses aswell as tramps.

In regards to your incident...deffo dog rape. Remember. No means no :)
 
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