Strangest Place you have had sex.. Go..

kpmarine

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This one time, i went to menards, that store ya know? I went with my girlfriend and her parents to get some shit, they never let us be alone together, so we said we were going to go look around while they got what they needed. We split off and i saw an open spot in between the shelving units on the bottom part of the shelf, so we crawled under it and hid in between the shelving unit in the middle of the store and fucked while her parents were walking around. They were like huge religious nuts and would have FREAKED if they caught us, but she was a freak because of it so im super glad. It was an amazing fuck, though we had to be kind of quiet lol.

Afterwords we crawled out and they were like where have you been we have been looking all over for you!

The same girl also gave be a blow job on the ferris wheel at ceder point and everyone could see lmfao it was awesome, i really miss that girl.
I've only seen a Menards on my few visits to Wisconsin, but I don't know how you people can't chuckle every time you see one. For some reason, I always picture a pirate getting kicked in the balls when I see their name; it's like a compulsion...
 

Padawanbater2

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Graveyard or in the middle of the Guadalupe River during Memorial Weekend with hundreds of people around..
In a graveyard dude?! Beast!


I've got a few.. either in the back of my truck outside my girlfriends dads house with him and his girlfriend inside. I'd say that one was otherwise relatively normal except for the fact he came out midway through and shined his flashlight into the cab! That night ended with him smoking me out and eating pizza! One time I invited my friend over and we fucked in my TREEHOUSE! LOL! Fingering my girlfriend in the back of my dads SUV while on the way back from Knotts Berry Farm gets honorable mention.
 

i.am.what.i.am

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My girlfriend and I in the back of a U-haul while the other guys in the band up in the cab drove us to the next gig.
lol nice...i caught a ride across california once with a bunch of dirty kids/dogs in the back of a u-haul to a further show, but unfortunately there was no sex that time
 

east78

Member
the room where you try on clothes in nordstorm. or this one time on the roof of my truck at the head of a nature trail.
 
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