Stupid things that drivers do

Keenly said:

there are some really stupid people driving around these days

ill give you an example


those dumbasses that drive in the left lane the entire distance to their destination


but then about 100 feet from the right turn lane they cut across 2, sometimes 3 other lanes to get from the left lane to the turn lane...

and that just pisses me off


what have you seen stupid people do while driving?

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da biggest dipshitz r TAILGATERZ like U who dont know how to follow at a safe distance. u xpect people 2 drive unsafely or at high speedz n act like u own da road. well if u werent in a big fuckin hurry to get nowhere n would drove a reasonable speed u wouldnt have 2 bitch. u shoud go back 2 driverz ed n learn about not tailgating n how to follow da speed limitz n rulez of da road.

jersey boi said:

da biggest dipshitz r TAILGATERZ like U who dont know how to follow at a safe distance. u xpect people 2 drive unsafely or at high speedz n act like u own da road. well if u werent in a big fuckin hurry to get nowhere n would drove a reasonable speed u wouldnt have 2 bitch. u shoud go back 2 driverz ed n learn about not tailgating n how to follow da speed limitz n rulez of da road.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

jersey boi said:

da biggest dipshitz r TAILGATERZ like U who dont know how to follow at a safe distance. u xpect people 2 drive unsafely or at high speedz n act like u own da road. well if u werent in a big fuckin hurry to get nowhere n would drove a reasonable speed u wouldnt have 2 bitch. u shoud go back 2 driverz ed n learn about not tailgating n how to follow da speed limitz n rulez of da road.

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I can translate: The biggest dipshits are tailgaters like you who don't know how to follow at a safe distance. You expect people to drive unsafely or at high speeds and act like you own the road. Well if you weren't in a big fucking hurry to get nowhere and would [have driven] a reasonable speed you wouldn't have to bitch. You should go back to driver's ed and learn about not tailgating and how to follow the speed limits and rules of the road.

Correct spelling is easy to read. That shit up there is not. Also, your post screams that you are actually what you say the OP is. But I'm not gonna use one post to judge you.

jersey boi said:

da biggest dipshitz r TAILGATERZ like U who dont know how to follow at a safe distance. u xpect people 2 drive unsafely or at high speedz n act like u own da road. well if u werent in a big fuckin hurry to get nowhere n would drove a reasonable speed u wouldnt have 2 bitch. u shoud go back 2 driverz ed n learn about not tailgating n how to follow da speed limitz n rulez of da road.

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You're officially the dumbass of the day. If you want to drive slow, do it in the right lane. There's a reason it's called the slow lane.

Keenly said:

newsflash : you dont have to go under 25 to make a successful right turn

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u do if u want 2 be safe n not cause unnesicary ware n tear on ur vehicle. dipshit.

Yeah said:

You're officially the dumbass of the day. If you want to drive slow, do it in the right lane. There's a reason it's called the slow lane.

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speed limitz r there 4 a reason. if u wanna speed go to a racetrack fool. therez no place on da road for speederz n other assholez who drive unsafely.

(UK) On a 3 lane motorway, people who sit in the middle lane, making me pull from the slow lane (im no slow driver i just keep left) to go through 2 lanes just to overtake them, im always thinking i should just undertake them, but i dont.

Tailgating is annoying, im always slamming on my brakes to make the idiot shit his pants, he hits me its his fault, OACHH MY NECK IS HURTING, compo, BLING.

caravans and artic lorrys that think they are driving buggatis, keep left you foriegn fucker in a trucker.

jersey boi said:

speed limitz r there 4 a reason. if u wanna speed go to a racetrack fool. therez no place on da road for speederz n other assholez who drive unsafely.

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Oh yeah, the government is just trying to protect us. Like I said before, if you want to drive the speed limit do it in the right lane unless you're passing. That way you'll stay out of harms way because people who drive faster won't have to drive unsafely to pass the dunce in the fast lane going 65. If I see you in the fast lane on the freeway going 65 and making me late for work, you better believe you'll see at least one of my middle fingers.

You might want to eat some ice cream with that...

yez jerzy boyz whyz youz typez likez dat innit???

I think the worst drivers I've ever encountered were from New Jersey.

Yeah said:

Oh yeah, the government is just trying to protect us. Like I said before, if you want to drive the speed limit do it in the right lane unless you're passing. That way you'll stay out of harms way because people who drive faster won't have to drive unsafely to pass the dunce in the fast lane going 65. If I see you in the fast lane on the freeway going 65 and making me late for work, you better believe you'll see at least one of my middle fingers.

You might want to eat some ice cream with that...

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if u have 2 speed so u can get 2 work on time thatz ur fault n it meanz u need to start leavin earlier. n u bettah b real careful bout who u deside 2 go wavin that middle finger at. sum catz wont think twice 2 blow ur head off 4 dat kinda shit.

jersey boi said:

if u have 2 speed so u can get 2 work on time thatz ur fault n it meanz u need to start leavin earlier. n u bettah b real careful bout who u deside 2 go wavin that middle finger at. sum catz wont think twice 2 blow ur head off 4 dat kinda shit.

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I can't tell if that's meant to intimidate me bro. If someone will blow my head off for flipping them off on the freeway, then they better hope they have good aim. You act like you're the only one with a gun. lol Maybe I have busy days and don't always have time to leave "earlier". Out here gettin' money and still making legit money. Hate if you want, but you can keep driving slow in your scraper while I'm smashin' in my spaceship.

SLOW POKE

Yeah said:

I can't tell if that's meant to intimidate me bro. If someone will blow my head off for flipping them off on the freeway, then they better hope they have good aim. You act like you're the only one with a gun. lol Maybe I have busy days and don't always have time to leave "earlier". Out here gettin' money and still making legit money. Hate if you want, but you can keep driving slow in your scraper while I'm smashin' in my spaceship.

SLOW POKE

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LoLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Yeah said:

I can't tell if that's meant to intimidate me bro. If someone will blow my head off for flipping them off on the freeway, then they better hope they have good aim. You act like you're the only one with a gun. lol Maybe I have busy days and don't always have time to leave "earlier". Out here gettin' money and still making legit money. Hate if you want, but you can keep driving slow in your scraper while I'm smashin' in my spaceship.

SLOW POKE

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wut u nevah heard of road rage? that shitz 4 real son. whatevah u bettah jus be real careful bout who u go flippin off b4 u fuck wit da wrong person.

Yeah said:

If someone will blow my head off for flipping them off on the freeway, then they better hope they have good aim.

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lol u bettah jus hope like hell they miss ur dumb ass or they dont follw u home... keep it tho kid n up youll find out what im sayin firsthand sooner or later ull wave ur middle fingah at sum crazy fuk with a gun.

One time when i had just gotten my license, was cruisin down the road when some dipshit came flyin up behind me and began ridin my tail for the next two miles. Kept givin him brake checks and what not, but he wouldnt budge. I came to a redlight.so when the light turned green dumped the clutch (1996 300zxtt) threw up the middle finger and was gone. About a mile down the road, after i had let off the gas, Motherfucker caught up to me and continued to follow me home. Before a car enters my housing plan there is a series of speed bumps that you have to drive over. Since i was in my fairlady, i literally had to crawl over those suckers. Well, while i am crawling the mother fucker basically jumps his jeep over the bump in the other lane and jacks the jeep across my lane(essentially blocking me in).
Well this crazy mother fucker hopes outta his ride like i had just fucked his girlfriend and proceeds to hold my door shut while punchin me in the side of the head. He eventually gets tired of beatin on a 16 year old kid, hops back in his jeep and scurrs off. Lucky i was smart enough to grab the license plate numbers. Only time i have ever called the cops and i didnt even want to press charges, i just needed the guys name. About a month later, went to this guys home and slashed his nice oversized wheels. Paybacks an expensive bitch but atleast i didnt press charges. His ass would have been in jail for beatin on a kid.

moral of the story: dont flick off meth heads

jersey boi said:

lol u bettah jus hope like hell they miss ur dumb ass or they dont follw u home... keep it tho kid n up youll find out what im sayin firsthand sooner or later ull wave ur middle fingah at sum crazy fuk with a gun.

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I know man. I don't flip off everyone, I'm just trying to prove a point that people driving slow in the left lane irritate me. I'm also trying to say that they better have good aim because if someone shoots at me and I have my strap on me I'm going to be letting off a few rounds.

It's all in good fun homeboyee.