The First Thing You Want President Biden To Do (Fantasy Thread Let your Freak Flag Fly)

MickFoster

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The fist thing I want President Biden to do when he takes office is un-do all of the fucked up executive orders that the stable genius signed........especially the ones that dismantled the environmental agencies.

I hope he does a Dwight Eisenhower when he takes office. Eisenhower refused to enter the White House while Truman was still in it.
 
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VILEPLUME

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I want Biden to empty the cages of children at the border and check them into a Hampton Inn; fire ICE and Border Security..whatever wall remains gets bulldozed.

The WH house already been voided of any Trump* and their stank..please remove the Trump toilets before the Bidens move in..we know he needed to flush 10-15x those McD dumps are NASTY..i don't even want to think about that mess.
Bomb Canada and steal their water, oil and maple syrup.
 

schuylaar

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Well since this is a fantasy thread
TAX ALL CHURCHES heavily use the money for reparations for all Americans who have been harmed due to Religious beliefs
Biden / Harris 2020 and beyond
this is the single most disgusting fraud if there ever was one; separation of church and state..?

 

schuylaar

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you need to tell us when things this ridiculous are actually happening.

Thought it was a joke.

That happens a lot.
in case you missed this..


The incident began with a child passing by the Oval Office during a White House tour clutching her new stuffed bear. It ended with the President in a rage, the child in tears and the doll ripped into pieces which were strewn across his office. After Chief of Staff John Kelly and a cadre of White House lawyers escorted the distraught family from the premises, POTUS called the Justice Department and demanded an investigation into “infringement on my personal ‘me’ brand.”

What caused the incident? Trumpy Bear, a gift from the little girl’s grandparents to celebrate her visit to the nation’s capitol. The stuffed bear wears a hair piece and eyebrows that eerily resemble the President’s, and comes with an American Flag in it’s rear end that children can wave, hang in their window, or use to wrap the bear in patriotic symbolism.

The stuffed bear wears a hair piece and eyebrows that eerily resemble the President’s, and comes with an American Flag in it’s rear end that children can wave, hang in their window, or use to wrap the bear in patriotic symbolism.

I don’t understand the President’s reaction,” said Rip Auvf, founder of Exceptional Products, the company that manufactures the bear. It’s very popular with his supporters. Haters too, but we can’t not ship to them. That would be unconstitutional. Wait, what am I saying? I forgot who we’re talking about.”

According to Attorney General Sessions, POTUS believes Trumpy Bear violates his personal intellectual property Trademark brand by using his signature hair and eyebrows. When asked if “personal intellectual property Trademark brand” was an authentic legal concept or something pulled out of 45’s ass, he replied, “I can’t discuss that. It’s work product and covered by Executive Privilege.”

When asked if “personal intellectual property Trademark brand” was an authentic legal concept or something pulled out of 45’s ass, he replied, “I can’t discuss that. It’s work product and covered by Executive Privilege.”
Insiders at the White House say the President has already ordered them to develop a “Genuine Authentic White House Authorized Trumpy Bear,” which will be sold along with Trump Wine and Trump Steaks at the White House store. This bear will also contain a sound chip that recites his greatest hits including:

  • Make America Great Again.
  • Crooked Hillary.
  • There are no mixed messages.
  • I won the popular vote. Illegals cheated.
  • I’m the best President in the history of Presidents
  • Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.
  • I’m going to build a big beautiful wall.
  • It’s Obama’s fault.
“The President plans to donate the proceeds of Trumpy Bear to himself,” the source added.


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schuylaar

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Hasn’t trump refused to unveil Obama’s portrait? I’m sure Obama would rather have it unveiled with President Biden anyway.
touche, friend!:clap:..it was Clinton and Bush they put in the store room:


Obama's not unveiled:

 
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