The UK Growers Thread!

tip top toker

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"3 red things"

ya twat :lol: gurnard, pink bream, red mullet, snapper?

Sounds like a good haul though :) do you freeze em or shift them at local mongers?
 

Rotweiller

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I was going to go fishing myself but looked out the window this morning then went back to bed. lol.... shity weather init....
 

bamslayer

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gurnard thats it...i grill or quick roast em.and smoke the rest :)

keep a box of gud big fat mackerel to pay the fuel an rest get given away that we cant eat lol

dont freeze any jus fresh or smoked eh
 

tip top toker

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That's red gurnard mate. Tasty as fuck but a bit of a pain to fillet off (triangular spine). Pick them up by the horns on the top of their eye sockets.

Myth has it that it's pointy things were as a result of partial evolution onto land, that is to say it's feet. But i kinda read that in the same way that i i read the story of John Dory and St peter touching it and saving it's life :D

If one of the local pubs is having a blaringly loud cider and jazz festival, does that mean that i can't legally get a noise complaint? :D

Since i pretty muched stopped smoking, i've been having some sriously fucked up dreams (partly becuse they're all based on life events, not some random made up bollocks) but one of them involved me buying a "churchill" bulldog that sobered on the floor each time it jumped, an alsatian i ignored because it was too big and a cute as fuck brown pit pup that was more a cat than a dog but more a dog than a cat :D I can't wait to move to the country and get myself some animals. Fuck living the high life, nowt but a big drop and lots of stairs.
 

bamslayer

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lol aye well they do cling to rocks ugly fuckers jus couldnt rememba name

aye gots a homemade,use wood bricks and peat/whisky /salt
 

tip top toker

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It's real real easy to make yaself a smoker for pittence. I used to smoke shit using nowt but a metal box and egg cartons full of sawdust :) Smoked oxe tongue, mmmmm
 

Rotweiller

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They are the Best dogs around bar none lol..... My Girl is 5 &Half this month and all she wants is love and cuddles lol... unless of course someone tried to break in or hurt me or my family. I'd put money on my dog winning lol.... ;-)
iv got a rotty aswell man 2 n a haf year old monsta haha
 

bamslayer

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ye man completely agree, he is 10 stone an his dad ws 15 stone no fat... beast of a dug loves fish n rice n beef haha n the odd fresh roadkill rabbit
 

tip top toker

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I bet that it tastes bloody good too ;-) I think i might have a go at making one of those myself.
Just beware of the consequences. You will end up with a box full of tar before too long. that stuff is a BITCH to clean up. But well, if you use it enough it really is the fucking works. Home smoked bacon? I say fuck yes!

Nowt against you Bam :D Damned Kevin and Robbie, nag nag nag nag clean your inbox :lol: haha, i'm a lazy cunt, sat in me beanbag with lots of stella biltong and loud music. Right now the lyrics are "i take drugsm i take drugs, i take drugs and you should too" :lol:
 
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