tiger loose in the zoo, eating people

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Lounge

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I suppose its obviouse to point out, that the zoo will probably be sued by everyone involved. Especially since the city already decided the zoo was at fault and fined them $18,000.

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pencap

pencap

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Well thats awfull freaky....that Tiger needs flesh on X-mas...or there abouts...the week of...I was about to make a stupid comment...Till I clicked the link and looked at the two dates...that's wierd!!!! I know I used to go nuts when I was locked up on certain days........But I'm no killer. No Tiger either...but thats still nuts!
Reps 2 yer thread Fdd....
 
abcdthc

abcdthc

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fdd2blk said:
i can't help but sit here and laugh. if only the tiger would have made it.
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its pretty funny that the tiger ran to the zoo cafe to get some food.

poor tiger.. what if a cop ran to dunkin donuts and a tiger shot him while he was chowin like a pig? who is the hero now?
 
CrazyChester

CrazyChester

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If cooked correctly fresh tiger is "Good Eats", mmm fresh tiger, so if I were eating by a tiger I would eat him before he eats me. that would teach him a lesson.
 
cloneup

cloneup

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only in the greatest places, could something be killed for doing what its supposed to be doing, behind bars, trapped, caged, locked up, my pet!! no kitty, thatsa bad kitty!!
 
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fdd2blk

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it appears the tiger was taunted. they think that the guy that died may have been hanging over the edge of the enclosure. they found a shoe and part of a pant leg in the moat. it could have only gotten there if the attack started there. there were also pine cones and sticks in the moat that could not have dropped there naturally.

Victim may have helped zoo tiger escape - Telegraph
 
CALIGROWN

CALIGROWN

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Yea They Also Said The Gate Was Too Short And Was Known By The Zoo That The Gate Was Not Regulation Height. Figures
 
Pizip

Pizip

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They probably wanted to see someone get attacked, by getting really close to the gate
 
IPokeSmot

IPokeSmot

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A few days ago (maybe thursday?) they found a dead tiger on the side of the highway out here. they said it was shot to death. i think someone had a illegal pet and got freaked out about the tiger attack? it was such a beautiful beast too. but thats exactly what they are, is beasts.
 
IPokeSmot

IPokeSmot

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Pizip, thats a terrific rack. I may have told you this before, but I just cant stop looking :D
maybe its the water in texas that makes texas boobs marvelous.
 
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fdd2blk

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just a shame they had to kill the tiger. 8 rounds, or was it 18? i don't remember. they have tranquilizer guns at the zoo just for this reason. too bad the cops got there first.
 
rev3la7ion

rev3la7ion

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I would have done the badass thing and taken my belt off and strangled the Tiger to death with my fucking belt. Fuck acceptance of fate, I'd use my fucking belt to kill that thing if it was going to chew on me.

How badass would that be though?

Example:
"This one morning I woke up at 4am, downed some raw eggs, drank my coffee black, went to my favorite stand, waited 7 hours and shot a 16 pointer right in the heart dropping him where he stood!"

or...

"I went to the zoo and a tiger escaped. That same tiger tried to eat me. I took my belt off and strangled the fucker to death with my belt."

Game over. Belt story wins. XD
 
Reprogammed

Reprogammed

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In the words of Bill Hicks, I hate to sound cold, but I am:

These fuckers DESERVED what they got. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that 9/10 times a zoo animal attack is prompted by some asshole fucking with the potentially DANGEROUS animal.
If someone is stupid enough to fuck with a 350 pound Siberian tiger, an animal that can jump several meters, with only a moat and a pretty small fence between them, then I don't call it a tragedy; I call it God pruning the vineyard.
I actually saw the tiger in person a couple years ago, and it's fucking bullshit that she had to pay for reacting naturally to torment.


Rest in Peace, Tatiana.
 
rev3la7ion

rev3la7ion

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Very true. But still, how badass would it be if someone did end up killing a tiger by strangling it to death with a fucking belt?! Am I the ONLY one who thinks that would be the ultimate badass moment ever?
 
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