Tomorrow's Vote In Italy Will Be A "Wide-Ranging F**k Off", And It's Just The Start...
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Unclebaldrick
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Of voting Americans.
Unclebaldrick
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Lollzers
Big_Lou
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Normally I beat off in the shower, but lately the soap has been burning my urethra a bit. I decided to take care of myself in the bathroom sink, allowing the hot running water to wash away all traces of my (massive) load - no muss, no fuss. Things were getting a bit 'intense', and I accidentally singed some of my ball hair in a scented candle that wifey had left lit. For a few moments the pleasant scent of 'crystal waterfall' was replaced with the odor of burning pubic hair.
Moral of this story? I dunno.
Moral of this story? I dunno.
Unclebaldrick
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At least Austria understands, barely. They have had experience in this in the past.
Needless to say, it got off to a good start but ended badly.
Needless to say, it got off to a good start but ended badly.
Fogdog
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Try Dr Bronners Pure Castile Soap - Peppermint. It will still sting your urethra but you'll smell better down there afterward. In concentrated form it is really slippery too. And it's organic. In dilute form, you can use it to control plant pests. Pretty much the best of all worlds.
